We’re proud to sniff the jock of the world’s best sports song parody man….BradyFan83.

Here’s a look at his work over the last year.

Carolina Panthers quarterback Vinnie Testaverdi is hanging up the cleats. “Obviously it gets harder week to week at my age.” Testaverdi plans to remain in the game doing color commentary for NFL China and donating his skin for game balls.

Flatusyahu.com tracked down Vinnie’s youngest son, Gary, for some thoughts on his father’s retirement.

“I’m happy for Dad. I think all the fun left the game when Chuck Bednarik retired. He’s made a good living off the game and he’ll do pretty well. Viagra is already banging down the door trying to sign him.”

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The end of 2007 brings us sad news that Nick Barnett isn’t the only Packer subject to the inappropriate attentions of Jim Quirk.

Horse racing suffered a major blow yesterday with the suspension of jockey legend Patrick Valenzuela for his love of the sauce.

University of Texas Assistant Coach Chris Jessie may have thought his fifteen minutes of fame ended shortly after he lurched onto the field and “thumbed” a live football.

But no.

We’ve decided to make Jessie the host of A&E’s Intervention show….so his fame should last at least another 10-12 mintues.

Here’s our episode guide showing situations we think would benefit from Jessie’s unsolicited intervention.

Numero uno is him working with Tom Brady on that god-awful hitch in his throwing motion. Episode Two coming soon.

The first call Rick Neuheisel takes after being named UCLA Head Coach is from Chris Jessie who asks, “Dude! When’s the March Madness bracket party?!?!?”

Chris and Rick work through the emotional details of their newly hatched sports gambling operation but reach an impasse when the subject of whether UCLA Athletic Director Dan Guerrero should receive a cut of the vig is discussed.

Deciding Jamie Lyn Spear’s pregnancy at the age of 16 might jeopardize Miley Cyrus’s popularity….Chris hires a 17 year-old Austin crack whore to pose on carpet with the squeeky-clean Hannah Montana star. After spending twenty minutes alone with the pictures in a smoky, dark closet, Chris “leaks” the pictures on the internet. Mission Accomplished.

Idiot stepson of Texas Head Coach steps on the field, touches the ball, incurs a penalty leadint to an Arizona State touchdown and he says the focus shouldn’t be on him?

Maybe George Bush is his biological father?

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rarely funny, somewhat gross but always disturbing……our mostly untalented staff of artisans and hacks has worked hard to bring you sports and entertainment news through the unique prism of their twisted and highly medicated minds. we thank you for spending some time with us this year…..and we hope you were able to reduce the tension within. namaste!

-padraig benjamin flatusyahu, december 2007

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if you don’t dig the arcade fire….then you nibble on kennybanyasforeskin.

okay…if you’re a gamer, especially someone who plays EAMadden….you’ll find this interesting…..Nick Barnett in pursuit of a running back flies fifteen feet through the air. he actually seems to be coming down then elevates for another couple of yards….it’s not humanly possible.

oh…in case you haven’t already seen it…..here’s the real-life Barnett getting pwned by a ref:

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