Friday’s Tennisporn shots were non-existent (excluding Williams sister testicle shots).
Today’s a little better…but not much…..our operatives in Poland are traveling to London today to disucss the matter with Wimbledon photogs.
….so instead of bringing you pictures of Serena Williams ballsack…..we send you here.
Remember when Kobe was on trial for rape and his owner stood by him and did everything possible to help him through his difficult time? We do too.
Apparently Kobe doesn’t.
Read all about it here.
This is what passes as a quality crotch shot in women’s golf. Nice Sack.
The other reason? Here are the last names of the Top 10 at the US Women’s Open:
Park
Park
Oyama
Kim
Hung
Shin
Kim
Ahn
Kim
Jang
Lee
We’re not at all racist (we really dig the ORIENTAL girls the most)….we’re just saying nobody in the USA can relate to this sport anymore.
Here’s the leaderboard.
You gotta be SICK if you are a Seattle basketball fan…..all eight thousand of you.
After Sonics GM Sam Presti SKOOLED Celtics GM Danny Ainge by trading 33 year old Ray Allen for future Dream-Teamer Jeff Green….it is now a CERTAINTY that the Sonics will pack up and move to OK City at the earliest opportunity…and change their name to the FlyCatchers….the Oklahoma state bird (admit it…..you just don’t get this level of detail on any other sports site)
Here’s the story on how the Sonics just loaded up for the future.
Hey gang…if you’re anywhere near Ball State University tonight….and see a bunch of REDNECKS in HOODS….tell em to take a hike.
we at flatusyahu.com enjoy making fun of folks of all races, creeds and toecounts…..what we don’t like is rednecks passing notes in the halls…..especially when Big John Thompson’s son is involved. Big John and us have had our run ins over the years…but we’ve also had our fun together.
Sports Illustrated and AP are reporting that hate mail has been sent to the Ball State basketball offices…where Ronny Thompson (son of the Hall of Fame coach…brother of the Georgetown coach) works.
We hate cowards.
Read the story here.
Besides the fact that he’s 30-some years younger than Greg Oden…..Kevin Durant has more basketball skill. Portland HAS to take Greg Oden….because big men like him only come along once every now and then……but the Sonics will wind up with THE prize in Kevin Durant.
The eight thousand or so Sonics fans left in Seattle are going to love this guy. Take a look why:
Say hello to Tatiana Golovin’s coochie.
Hi Coochie.
Golovin is competing at Wimbledon and causing quite a stir by wearing red panties…..it is tradition at Wimbledon to wear all white. There can only exist one explanation:
Is Ms. Golovin currently riding the red river?
Has Aunt Flo visited?
Has her friend arrived at a poor time?
Is there a little ketchup on her steak?
Does she have a spot of the bleedies?
Is she on the BUS (bleeding uterus syndrome)?
Has Cousin Tom (time of the month) dropped by?
Did pussycat catch a nosebleed?
Is Gina sick?
Is Pirates of the Caribbean closed for repairs?
Has the red bird of bitchiness flown over for a look-see?
Is she suffering from a hairy hatchet wound?
Are the tears of a disappointed uterus flowing?
Are the Red’s playing a homestand?
Is there too much sauce on the fish taco?
All of these are unlikely…….most female athletes carefully control their menses…….we’re guessing that Tatiana just like for people to look at her naughty bits.
Here’s another shot of Tatiana’s lovely stuff:
