……and I don’t dance unless I hear some music.

Great line from a great movie.

Sadness in the Denzel Washington family.

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….here’s anothe view of the final play of the Phillies 4-game sweep of the Mets.

Phillies.

Sweep.

Mets.

ChaseUtleyIsAMonster.

What better way to wash the stain caused by Dupes’ disturbing, but brilliant, Senator Larry Craig parody than by engaging in some Jelena Jankovic crotch watching?!?!?!?

Who knew?

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…..comes this footage of Phillies fans showing hospitality to Mets fans during the PHILLIES SWEEP OF THE METS!

In case you need to be reminded how messed up fans are in P-Town….we bring this video to remind you of the time a Philly fan went after Tie Domi:

Which reminds us of…..

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Folks, we at flatusyahu.com are honored to welcome Sen Larry Craig to serve as an expert commentator. Sen Craig is the nation’s formost authority on stances. Senator, take it away.

“This fellow’s stance is simply too narrow. Though I’d change my negative opinion if I found out he was a switch hitter.”

“Batter up indeed!! This guy has just the kind of stance I like to see. The thing that really does it for me is the squat. It really sets my feet a tappin’”

“I can’t think of anything I like better than a double header.”

“The gentleman is obviously not a hitter, but I like his style. That said, I much prefer catchers to pitchers.”

Camille Pin of France.

You cannot hope to contain her funbags, you can only hope to enjoy them.

Corey Simon was cut by the Indianapolis Colts.

Who desperately need defensive tackles.

What should this have told the Titans?