in case you missed the Giants/Eagles game. (a small consolation compared to what Met’s fans are enduring)

Maria Kirilenko of Russia has been wearing these pantaloons all tournament long……..so you KNOW they’ve got the fine musk of a well-traveled woman.

Read on to see her sweatiness close-up.

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That goober on the left, Greg Biffle, is the winner of today’s Lifelock 400 in Kansas and is further further FURTHER evidence that all you need to grab yourself some high quality heiny is a fast car, quick reflexes and nerves of steel. Good looks, obviously, are not necessary.

Next to Biffle in the above photo is fiancee Nicole Lunders and her two friends.

The next time we see a successful NASCAR driver with an ugly pooch for a girlfriend….will be the first time.

Read on to see another shot of Lunders’ and her mammathmamms.

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Apparently deciding that turning the other cheek is no longer an option….Touchdown Jesus has called for all Notre Dame fans to join him in wearing paper bags over their heads when Notre Dame plays its next home game on October 13th vs. Boston College.

The Vatican, apparently the self-appointed representative of TD Jesus, released the following statement:

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Oops, he did it again

Willie Randolph signs an endorsement deal with 7-Up. Deal calls for 5 months of lime with a 1 month option of lemon.

From seven games up with seventeen to play to one game down with two to play. What hath Willie Randolph wrought? The New York Mets are at the ass end of an historic implosion. The big Apple has, after 160 baseball games, taken a backseat to the Big Scrapple. Enjoy this weekend, Phillies faithful. You’ve earned it!

Don’t be fooled by Dupes’ flowery musing about hockey. The man is hurting deep inside.

Yesterday, Dupes’ half-twin brother, Christopher Kitcherman was sentenced to upwards of 42 years for murdering and cutting up the body of his father (and Dupes half-father), Clarence Kitcherman.

The Kitcherman family is no ordinary family. Kitcherman kin confirmed Dupes earlier statements that the household was a hellhole. Kitcherman’s own wife (and Dupes half-sister) Naomi Kitcherman toasted Clarence at his wake by saying “The f—ing maggot is finally dead.”

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