last month…pats cheerleader with hairy armpits. this month…..bulbuous beef flaps.

very nice!

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what’s this got to do with sports?

not a god damn thing.

but it’s fucking classic.

we believe that no amount of fabric will hold the important parts of Ivana Abramovic.

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What is Tony Romo thinking? Hooking up with Britney Spears Ratso Rizzo at a trendy nightclub?

Romo: I don’t need a lapdance, really…..I like the way I look. Makes me feel good, it does. And women like me, goddammit. Hell, before this season the only one thing I ever been good for is fumbling long snaps and lovin’. Women go crazy for me, that’s a really true fact!

Ratso Spears: Then, how come you ain’t scored wit Carrie Underwood once the whole time you been in Dallas?

If you’re a Cowboy-hater…this is exactly what you want….Romo bouncing from virus-infected starlet to virus-infected starlet.

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Say hello to Stefanie Michl…perhaps the hottest (and mosdef the most beautiful) golfer in the world.

We suggest you go to her websiteto see more of her….we’re working on some upskirts. Stay tuned.

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Click here to see a nicely done vid from San Antonio…..pretty much the only place on earth where the NBA still matters.

(maybe they can get suckered into digging professional hockey?)

if you missed part one of kim karGASHian showing her middle syllable…click here. otherwise, read on to see the reveal!

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Sam Dana, who played football with Lou Gehrig at Columbia University, passed away last night at the age of 104, making Vinny Testaverde the new oldest living NFL player.

Testaverde and Dana were teammates and formed two-thirds of the legendary 1926 Hartford Blues backfield (the other member, Sir Isaac Newton, went on to become a legend in other endeavors).

Testaverde was saddened by the news of Dana’s death, but sounded a cautionary tale, saying, “Sam Dana was a helluva football player.

But he decided to take his life in a different direction. Had he dedicated himself to maintaining his body, he would still be playing….just like me. It truly is a shame when a person like Sam is cut down in the prime of his life due to his own carelessness with his body.

Let Sam’s passing be a lesson to everyone that without proper care, the body WILL break down prematurely.”

Testaverde will be unable to attend the funeral because he has a walk-through for this Sunday’s game against the Tennessee Titans.

can you name this “headed south quick” piece of ass?

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finally….patriot hatin’ gets a soundtrack.