Romo: I don’t need a lapdance, really…..I like the way I look. Makes me feel good, it does. And women like me, goddammit. Hell, before this season the only one thing I ever been good for is fumbling long snaps and lovin’. Women go crazy for me, that’s a really true fact!
Ratso Spears: Then, how come you ain’t scored wit Carrie Underwood once the whole time you been in Dallas?
If you’re a Cowboy-hater…this is exactly what you want….Romo bouncing from virus-infected starlet to virus-infected starlet.
Sam Dana, who played football with Lou Gehrig at Columbia University, passed away last night at the age of 104, making Vinny Testaverde the new oldest living NFL player.
Testaverde and Dana were teammates and formed two-thirds of the legendary 1926 Hartford Blues backfield (the other member, Sir Isaac Newton, went on to become a legend in other endeavors).
Testaverde was saddened by the news of Dana’s death, but sounded a cautionary tale, saying, “Sam Dana was a helluva football player.
But he decided to take his life in a different direction. Had he dedicated himself to maintaining his body, he would still be playing….just like me. It truly is a shame when a person like Sam is cut down in the prime of his life due to his own carelessness with his body.
Let Sam’s passing be a lesson to everyone that without proper care, the body WILL break down prematurely.”
Testaverde will be unable to attend the funeral because he has a walk-through for this Sunday’s game against the Tennessee Titans.
….Penn State got blown out by Ohio State….and as we reported last week, the shit was overflowing at Beaver Stadium. But at least this fan didn’t lose his sense of humor.
usually we hate excessive celebrations…..cause most times they’re just examples of dummies doing dumb things.
the university of georgia celebration of a FIRST QUARTER touchdown struck a chord with us.
here’s a coach, Mark Richt, who let his kids have some fun. who got them fired up during an otherwise disappointing season.
it reminds us of the time head coach george marinkov made his methacton warrior underclassmen eat grapes out of the asses of the seniors. in a word….it was innovative.
we dug this. (UGA’s celebration, not eating grapes out of upperclassmen’s asses.
it didn’t take a rocket scientist to figure this one out…….but Sports Illustrated polled 278 NFL players and asked “Which NFL quarterback is the easiest to intimidate?”….and the top five vote getters are white fellas!
…LKJ finds it very interesting that there are no faggy Black QB’s……
