With fantasy playoffs just around the corner….T.O. owners everywhere want to know….

….what do we do about the Patrick Crayton Situation?

What situation, you ask?

Although T.O. certainly didn’t have a game to sneeze at last night (150yds, 1TD), it appears that Crayton is back to his old tricks of snatching up TDs (two last night).

While Crayton was injured and dinged up, 10-21 through 11-22….T.O. went postal with 9 TDs.

The other six games, when Crayton was healthy? Just 5 TDs. Even though this translates to a more than healthy 14 TD season…..T.O. owners, like the man himself….WANT IT ALL.

(expeshally with the fantasy playoffs coming…..)

So…Mr. Crayton….bust a hammy in practice…..start hanging out in Palmetto Bay….whatever….if you know what’s best….you’ll just stay the f*#% out of the end zone.

Is it too early to name a winner for the day?

The Knicks scored a whopping 59 tonight vs. the Celtics. A annual payroll of 88.8 million a year, 1.083 million per game (at that rate James Dolan may skip a few games the last month), ends up a whopping $18,355 for each point scored tonight. Math is fun.

headline by phizzed
picture courtesy of dpr
subject courtesy random shooter

if this ain’t the damndest group of people we’ve ever seen.

wonder where the rabbi is?

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I’m a company-man…..but I have to express shock at the way flatusyahu.com covered the whole Sean Taylor shooting and death. I for one am going to vote with my pocketbook and get all my news from a different site the next time a gun-pointing, spitting, athlete-thug-wannabe-who-has-been-on-his-best-behavior-for-six-months up and gets shot.

I’m no lawyer…..but how come that Auburn football player hasn’t yet been indicted on dog fighting charges?

For my money, no NFL quarterback is as thoughtful or as well spoken as Donovan McNabb. He can say absolutely nothing better than any other QB in the league. What he can’t do…..is keep his trap shut when he needs to. I don’t remember Joe Montana whining about the presence of Steve Young. I don’t remember Dan Marion whining about presence of Jay Fiedler. And I certainly don’t remember Steve Gryzwacz whining that Jake Howard got too much pub. Someone give McNabb a chill pill for God’s sake.

Dennis Franchione, Houston Nutt, Ed Orgeron, Bill Callahan and Chan Gailey are all middle-aged white guys who got fired. I may just be an alarmist….but it sure looks like white people are operating on a short rope these days.

Speaking of white people….it certainly seems to me that Peyton Manning is VERY uncomfortable having an hispanic (Anthony Gonzalez) on his offense.

Color me melodramatic….but I think Sean Taylor’s death impels Joe Gibbs into the pill-popping, skirt-chasin, cussin-like-a-sailor phase of his life.

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At least he can poke fun at himself.

we are unable to confirm reports that Bobby Knight shot and killed Sean Taylor after Taylor insulted him at a Dancing with the Stars audition by saying, “What up, Knight”.

we ARE able to confirm that Knight and other members of his “Red Raider Posse” are suspected of spraying buckshot all over creation….hitting one innocent farmer in the foot.

another farmer was shot in the back and the neck.

Knight responded to the accusations by saying “I got no comment on that whatsoever because that’s absolute (expletive).”

Lubbock police are not filing charges because, according to LPD Chief Butch Hollers, “Sheeoooot….It just tain’t that easy to get us a basketball coach down in these parts….and we don’t want to scare this one away”.

full story here.