Maybe God sent Sean Taylor first to check the ramps………

……and in keeping with solemnity of this sad, sad event…..

….we bring you goth porn to ease your mourning.

Terence Newman….sweet crib.

But….is the trend of rich and famous athletes showing off their cribs, whips and bling behind the recent string of sportsters (Sean Taylor, Eddie Curry, Antoine Walker, etc.) who have been robbed at gunpoint in their very own homes?

Start with the premise that there are haters in the world who can’t stand that athletes are making lots of money.

Add in the fact that many of these haters have nothing of their own and are desperate to “get theirs”.

Mix that with the fact that many athletes have tremendous wealth and are careless in flaunting that wealth…..

….and you have a recipe for disaster.

We’re certain that there are more people in industry and business making more than 10 mil a year than there are in sports……but yet you rarely see entrepreneurs lining their whips up outside their houses so the TV cameras can record their wealth. And….you rarely hear about them being the victims of a home invasion.

Why?

Dudes aren’t hating on them because they’re not rubbing their wealth in the eyes of us.

They fly below the radar.

Maybe it’s time for sportsters to do the same thing.

Or face the consequences.

With fantasy playoffs just around the corner….T.O. owners everywhere want to know….

….what do we do about the Patrick Crayton Situation?

What situation, you ask?

Although T.O. certainly didn’t have a game to sneeze at last night (150yds, 1TD), it appears that Crayton is back to his old tricks of snatching up TDs (two last night).

While Crayton was injured and dinged up, 10-21 through 11-22….T.O. went postal with 9 TDs.

The other six games, when Crayton was healthy? Just 5 TDs. Even though this translates to a more than healthy 14 TD season…..T.O. owners, like the man himself….WANT IT ALL.

(expeshally with the fantasy playoffs coming…..)

So…Mr. Crayton….bust a hammy in practice…..start hanging out in Palmetto Bay….whatever….if you know what’s best….you’ll just stay the f*#% out of the end zone.

Who does a high kick better than Anne Fennell of University of Illinois?

Nobody. That’s who.

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Is it too early to name a winner for the day?

The Knicks scored a whopping 59 tonight vs. the Celtics. A annual payroll of 88.8 million a year, 1.083 million per game (at that rate James Dolan may skip a few games the last month), ends up a whopping $18,355 for each point scored tonight. Math is fun.

flatusyahu’s high priced shysters today applied for the intellectual property rights to all ee cummings/marshawn lynch riffs. a flurry of lawsuits can be expected against poseurs who infringe on the pending patent.

additionally….thegaschannel ceo padraig flatusyahu announced that he would be holding settlement talks with sports”thechin”biotche in room 717 of the Fairmont Hotel in San Francisco. Do Not Disturb would be the operative word here.

headline by phizzed
picture courtesy of dpr
subject courtesy random shooter

if this ain’t the damndest group of people we’ve ever seen.

wonder where the rabbi is?

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