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Here’s a look at his work over the last year.

Carolina Panthers quarterback Vinnie Testaverdi is hanging up the cleats. “Obviously it gets harder week to week at my age.” Testaverdi plans to remain in the game doing color commentary for NFL China and donating his skin for game balls.

Flatusyahu.com tracked down Vinnie’s youngest son, Gary, for some thoughts on his father’s retirement.

“I’m happy for Dad. I think all the fun left the game when Chuck Bednarik retired. He’s made a good living off the game and he’ll do pretty well. Viagra is already banging down the door trying to sign him.”

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The end of 2007 brings us sad news that Nick Barnett isn’t the only Packer subject to the inappropriate attentions of Jim Quirk.

Idiot stepson of Texas Head Coach steps on the field, touches the ball, incurs a penalty leadint to an Arizona State touchdown and he says the focus shouldn’t be on him?

Maybe George Bush is his biological father?

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if you don’t dig the arcade fire….then you nibble on kennybanyasforeskin.

okay…if you’re a gamer, especially someone who plays EAMadden….you’ll find this interesting…..Nick Barnett in pursuit of a running back flies fifteen feet through the air. he actually seems to be coming down then elevates for another couple of yards….it’s not humanly possible.

oh…in case you haven’t already seen it…..here’s the real-life Barnett getting pwned by a ref:

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The NFL today announced that they will air this week’s Hateriots/Gnats game on both CBS, NBC, PBS, YouTube, Public Access, Mark Cuban’s HDNet Tv and those grainy Spanish stations in the upper sixties on your UHF dial in an apparent bid to put the game on every non-cable broadcasting entitiy on the planet.

Commenting on the NFL’s sudden reversal, NFL Commissar Roger Goodell stated, “We have taken this extraordinary step because it is in the best interest of our fans. What we have seen for the past year is a very strong consumer demand for NFL Network. We appreciate CBS and NBC delivering the NFL Network telecast on Saturday night to the broad audience that deserves to see this potentially historic game. Our commitment to the NFL Network is stronger than ever.”

What he really meant was:

“We’ve tucked our tail between our legs because that jackass Jerry Jones flapped his gums so much that we almost got Congress up our asses. We have seen lots of consumer demand for the NFL Network, but no so much demand that people are willing to fork over $6 bucks a month for the channel. We appreciate CBS and NBC for bailing our asses out so that everyone can watch the game of the century. Since we’ve invested so much into the NFL Network and it’s highly mediocre productions, we reckon we better stay committed to throwing good money after bad.”

Interesting that Jerry Jones who heads the league’s Broadcasting Committee was not involved in the announcement.

we’re just sayin.

Toughest sport in the world. Football (American, dummy)? Rugby? Gaelic Rules? Nay, good reader. Get thyself down to the local velodrome for some real blood sport.

Awhile back we brought you news of a Jim Sorgi sighting. Like a Sorgi, Yeti or Sasquatch sighting, the goalies going wild is a rare event. Unsophisticates (such as phellow Flatusyahu contributers who shall go nameless) don’t get hockey fighting. Its a ritual as old as the game itself. You can’t have your big scorers flying around the ice subject to all manner of molestation. You’e got to have a goon to make the other guy pay for getting in your Ovechkin’s grill. There can be no Gretzky without Marty McSorley.

But what of goalies? What madness comes over these gentle giants that makes them want to leave the safety of the crease and seek out their counterparts in a frosty clash of the titans? We know not. But, with Flyer’s fans suffering through a four game losing streak, we thought we’d offer up the most awesome and rarest of sporting phenomenons, the goalie fight.