Awhile back we brought you news of a Jim Sorgi sighting. Like a Sorgi, Yeti or Sasquatch sighting, the goalies going wild is a rare event. Unsophisticates (such as phellow Flatusyahu contributers who shall go nameless) don’t get hockey fighting. Its a ritual as old as the game itself. You can’t have your big scorers flying around the ice subject to all manner of molestation. You’e got to have a goon to make the other guy pay for getting in your Ovechkin’s grill. There can be no Gretzky without Marty McSorley.

But what of goalies? What madness comes over these gentle giants that makes them want to leave the safety of the crease and seek out their counterparts in a frosty clash of the titans? We know not. But, with Flyer’s fans suffering through a four game losing streak, we thought we’d offer up the most awesome and rarest of sporting phenomenons, the goalie fight.