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shouldn’t there be a two-chin limit on rock-n-roll types?

here are your choices alice cooper:

1. retire 20 years ago.
2. have doctor remove a bunch of chins and donate them to dudes looking for foreskin restorations.
3. start wearing turtlenecks during your goth-rock concerts.

jesus, we don’t what’s more disturbing:  these pics of cooper, or THESE pics of iggy pop with his shirt.  it’s a rhetorical question, there’s no winner here people.

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didn’t think so.

this post is for our many, many, many friends in belgium, where flatusyahu is more popular than jesus (.com), perezhilton and the dallas cowboys.

we’ll say it slowly and loudly, cause most belgians don’t speak english:

SOOONNNNNNG    GIIIRRRRRRRRRRLS

TIGGGGGGGGHT SWEEATTTTTTTTERS

VERRRRRRRRRY HOTTTTTTTTTT

okay, my belgian friends?  if you want to see more of lindsey grubbs and her USC songgirl friends, go here.

on205th: nothing says “i don’t milking elsie” like this highly unusual and potentially disturbing image.

gratuitous link to monster site of the day, bustedcoverage:  nothing says i can’t wait to watch the Evian Masters like this picture of natalie gulbis squeezing out a qweef.

donchavez:  nothing says “tony parker could be having the time of his life if he wasn’t married to that bitchy looking chick from desperate housewives”  like these pictures of the san antonio spurs dance team.

gratuitous link to monster site of the day, part 2, withleather:  nothing says “SPF is the new WMD” like yankees stadium officials confiscating sunscreen in the name of defending against terrorism.  cockhogs, indeed.

brightblackinternet:  nothing says “i’ll take two” like a 99 cent BJ”.

gratuitous link to monster site of the day, part 3, ns4w:  nothing says “prepare to come aboard” like these pix of ana ivanovic.

some people have no sense of humor when it comes to their private areas.

according to the philadelphiadailynews, a patient woke up after back surgery and found a rose tattoo below her bikini line.  after police and hospital administrators were consulted, it was determined that HER SURGEON had placed a TEMP TATTOO there as kind of a joke.

Take my OR Nurse, please.  HEY YOOOOOOOO!  That’s why I only do one surgery a day.  You’ve been great….please make sure you tip the people who insert your catheter.

according to the patient’s lawyer, dr. stephen kirshner, the back surgeon and budding ink artist,  “did it as a way to celebrate with the patient the successful surgery. He in no way intended to offend her.  He thought it would make her chuckle and make her feel a little better.

you knew there had to be a lawyer involved.

full story at the PDN, here.

photo credit: (Shannon Archuleta / Flickr)

nah. we’re just kidding.  (although from the sound of things, the jags are in deep trouble)

and bai ling’s tattoo might be a cheetah. who the fuck knows.

whatever it is, it’s so wrong for this hottie on so many different levels:

1.  it’s ginormous.  way too ginormous for a chick.  a guy named bud, maybe.  a chick?  no way.

2.  it’s too high up to be a tramp stamp.  and if it ain’t a tramp stamp, what good is it?

3.  one’s back is a horrible location for any tattoo, let alone this monstrosity.

4.  her back is totally gross.  way too wide to be sexy.  oh wait, she’s asian.  asian’s shouldn’t be photographed from the side or the rear.  that’s common knowledge.

we prefer our bail ling tattoos to look like this.  HEY NOW!

anywho….ling was present and accounted for at the X-Files movie premier at Gruman’s Chinese Theatre.  ain’t that appropriate. get it?  chinese theatre?  bai ling?

never mind.

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The WNBA, fresh from it’s first brawl and Rick Mahorn beating, is trying to keep the momentum and their place in the mainstream sports news by signing 50 year old Nancy Lieberman to a contract. I’m certain she could score a few points on us (not the gasman, he’s a goaltender) but it’s a whole new market the WNBA hasn’t thought. Games will soon be played in retirement homes so crowds can double in size.

when we first saw the picture of wrastler/model maria kanellis (she’s on the left), we thought “WOW!  what a great picture of gina carano”.  then we realized it was maria kanellis.

WOW!  what a great picture of maria kanellis.

excepting the fact that kanellis has green eyes and the sensational carano has brown eyes…..they could be twins.

(if we’re double dating….you get kanellis…..we get gina)

do tell:  who’s hotter?

(before you vote, you may want to see this picture of kanellis and this picture of gina…..we’re not trying to influence you’re vote or nothin’)

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ho-hum, just another day in topless soccer wagdom.

YIKES!

lots of debate has raged on about whether or not nereida gallardo and christiano gallardo are even still together.  (he’s spending a huge amount of time limping around LA picking up assorted hotties)

lots of debate has raged on about whether or not nereida is even WAG-worthy.

whatever.  she’s topless and showing off magnificent WAGmamms on a spanish beach.

enjoy.

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normally a chick saying fuck, making a fuck you sign, actually fucking…..anything to do with the fuck word would be a-okay with us.

but we’re extremely weary of peter brady and his psycho significant other adrianne curry.

oh.  hold on.  we’re going here for a minute. ok….we got it out of our system….if you catch our drift. NOW we’re weary of peter brady and his psycho significant other adrianne curry.

curry’s hotness is just not worth it anymore.  in fact, we’re not even sure she’s all that hot anymore. she’s starting to act and look like a who-ah from joliet, illinois.

oh shit.  she IS a who-ah from joliet, illinois?

whatever, adrienne.  show us some nipple and stfu.

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dudes.  is being part of the ensemble cast of CSI really THAT big of a deal?  apparently.  how else to explain the ungodly amount of quality poon CSI cast member gary dourdan is getting on the island of formenta off of spain?

judging by his gut, he’s filling his mouth with something other than beef curtain.  but goddamn…..he’s won the sex lottery.  these women are practically placing their gina’s on his waiting mouth.