SwissClam is CLEEEEEEAAAAAAN as a whistle.

How doe we know?

Emmanuelle Gagliardi showed us. That’s how.

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we begin this Erin Andrews feature with an apology to our heroes over at on205th.com for scraping their material. we’re bogus. we admit it.

but…this is ERIN FUCKING ANDREWS!!!!

and besides….we led with a close-up of her ass……because we’re considerably less classy than they are.

anyway…thanks guys for the pictures. we really do appreciate it. and we would appreciate it if our reader(s) would visit their site and see all the other fine booty they got going on over there. so to go there, click here when you’ve cleaned up after you No.5 to Erin.

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Mike Tyson has reached that low point many athletes face….with nothing better to do and no good prospects for another paycheck….he goes on a goodwill tour of South Africa to mooch off his tribe.

The fact that no legitimate government officials want him there hasn’t deterred him……he decided to invite himself.

(he may be out of money….but he ain’t exactly going hungry….the man is getting FAT)

Actually it’s Nicko McBrain of Iron Maiden….sixty is the new fourty after all.

Maiden launches a new tour this week…..and a new 757 to boot them around the planet.

That story here.

It was right there in front of us all along.

Fans hanging KKK signs.

Dice-K mania.

Fewer and fewer black people playing baseball and attending games.

And now…..umpire lynch squads?

For years, we’ve heard whispers of Bud Selig’s secret challenge to baseball owners, encouraging them to make baseball “the least black sport in America”. But nobody thought he was serious about challenging NASCAR’s seemingly iron-fisted grip on non-black America.

Many moons ago….there were many places for the non-black sports enthusiast to enjoy his own kind: golf, tennis and NASCAR were the just a few of the places an honest racist could go to get away from the dark man. Then Arthur Ashe and Tiger Woods happened…..and now there’s all kinds of colored-folk in those sports.

NASCAR, it seemed, finally had homogeny all to itself.

But then! Brad Daugherty entered the NASCAR and turned it on its ears and baseball sensed that they too could claim a piece of the frozen tundra of non-black America.

So quietly, MLB has instituted policies that have forced the U.L. Washington’s out of baseball….and back into basketball where they belong.

It started when “No Pepper Games” signs were posted in stadiums across the land. (tellingly….no “No Salt Games” signs were posted) and continued with the banning of malt liquors from clubhouse post-game buffets.

Then….they created the Barry Bonds scandal as a cautionary tale to black men everywhere…..put down your bats and gloves, or you too will be indicted for perjury.

Next….after busting the umpires union, baseball hired the KKK to patrol the diamonds….keeping them safe for white men, latinos and the occassional over-hyped Asian.

And finally……we’re down to this. Jimmy Rollins and Dontrelle Willis are the last two purely black men playing baseball.

Enjoy them while they last.

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ahhh….grandma caprio hasa founda the perfect a-woman for her a-artie!!!!!!!

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a-she gotta the longa a-legs!!!!!!!

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and a-she froma the a-italy!!!!!!!!

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butta a-even a-grandma a-caprio knowsa a-she hava the a-pointy a-cameltoe!!!!!!

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but my a-artie…he knowa care….he a-like the a-cameltoe in all a-shapes and a-sizes!!!!!

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I don’t know what is more pathetic, him on the field trying to be a QB or him on a stage trying to be a rock star.

Either way, Jessica makes it fun for us to watch!

Her “C” cups runneth over.

Tatiana Golovin is a strange bird. She’s not beautiful…she doesn’t have a great bod….but she’s tantalizing as hell. (to see thegasman’s prior work on Golovin….go see The Scarlet Covered Coochie)

To see Tatiana’s mammoth mamm’s almost spill out of her top…..read on.

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Because this is what a Cricket practice looks like.

Perhaps if this were some rogue Gay cricket club we could look the other way and not paint the whole sport as fruity.

But no.

This is England’s NATIONAL team behaving in such a homo-erotic fashion.

God Save the Queen. Indeed.

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Gemma Atkinson…seen here promoting a new mobile video game called “Need for Speed: Pro Street”…..is crazy sexy beautiful.

goddang she looks great as a brunette.

the actress-tv personality-model is currently filming Boogie Woogie with Heather Graham (hey now!).

here’s a couple more from the promo.

and read on for some of the more “saucy” pictures….

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