National Lampoon’s Mexican Vacation
Published: January 14th, 2008
Following a heartbreaking loss as the #1 seed in the NFC, the Dallas Cowboys are ALL going to Mehico. Aye aye aye ariba! (you only go to Disney World if you win). Bringing floozies, booze and Cowboys, follow the plethora of adventures as Mexican’s mistake Jessica Simpson for a body shot waitress. Will Tank Johnson have enough ammo when he comes across the Bandidos? Will TO cry when Tony can’t pass the tequila to him and the bartender blames Romo? How many Corona’s will Patrick Crayton drop? Who will Wade Phillips blame if he’s never at fault. And a surprise appearance by the ugly Mexicana stoner in the corner, Quincy Carter! Aye aye aye!!!!
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January 14th, 2008 at 4:30 pm
Fuck you, no you didn’t!!!!!!! I feel like a skinny white guy playing street ball with 5 negroes, you being the 5 negroes.
January 14th, 2008 at 4:32 pm
we’re going to have to rename this place dimaggioyaho.
brilliant.
January 14th, 2008 at 4:35 pm
Inspiration during a 3 am car ride is amazing.
January 14th, 2008 at 5:05 pm
That’s it, I quit. I can’t compete with this.
January 14th, 2008 at 5:19 pm
you couldn’t compete with a piece of bark.
January 16th, 2008 at 5:12 pm
Biggest case of Montezuma’s revenge I’ve ever seen.