GeekSquad: Flatusyahu’s Dorkiest NFL Players
Published: January 17th, 2008
welcome SI.COM Extra Mustard readers!!!! Click HERE to go back to our main page for your free potato, cabbage or cheese pierogie!
This entry was posted
on Thursday, January 17th, 2008 at 8:02 am and is filed under footballgas.
You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 feed.
You can leave a response, or trackback from your own site.
January 17th, 2008 at 10:43 am
Tony Romo should be the king dork for what he pulled in the playoffs!!!!!!
January 17th, 2008 at 10:51 am
You must drik the Cooley-ade!!! He’s unreal…and not at all a dork.
You are fucking dork, sportsblogfag.
January 17th, 2008 at 10:52 am
WHERE THE FUCK IS REX GROSSMAN????
January 17th, 2008 at 10:53 am
Philip Rivers is the world’s biggest dork and whiner and loser.
Shaun Alexander is black dorkness, personified.
Nobody is dorkier than Drew Brees mole.
January 17th, 2008 at 10:55 am
Your right when you say Tims not a dork becuase his wife is a right winger becuase thats the only thing that makes him a little cool. Let me guess your a far left faggot pussy?
January 17th, 2008 at 10:57 am
big dave!!! back up the train, bro! we’re registered republicans! (except PhizzEd…he’s mosdef a far left faggot pussy).
we just think ‘lizabeth gives us republicans a bad rep.
thanks for visiting and thanks for dropping faggot and pussy consecutively.
January 17th, 2008 at 11:02 am
awesome!
January 17th, 2008 at 11:08 am
I just want to say that was the funniest rebuttal anyone has ever wrote…and I to agree with you that she gives us a bad name…sorry for the abusive language.
January 17th, 2008 at 11:13 am
dave,
don’t apologize. bring more abusive language next time. there’s a writer’s strike going on…and quite frankly, we’re struggling for content.
by the way…PhizzEd would respond, but he’s on his union mandated six-times a day coffee break.
January 17th, 2008 at 11:21 am
Brady Quinn is the biggest homodorkosexual alive. He without a doubt should have made your list instead of Tony Romo….who should have been on your list of great regular season Quarterbacks who can’t win the BIGONE….i.e. TheRandallCunninghamList
January 17th, 2008 at 11:36 am
hahaha….good1.
January 17th, 2008 at 11:37 am
did you see that picture of Cooley daveblaney? your just lucky they did call him a fag and we are lucky that his balls aren’t hangin out.
January 17th, 2008 at 12:12 pm
What, no Jeff Reed?
January 17th, 2008 at 12:36 pm
Have you guys ever seen Nate Kaeding, the kicker for the Chargers? He out-geeks Gramatica by a landslide and looks like a twelve-year-old boy!
January 17th, 2008 at 12:46 pm
No one out-geeks the Gramaticas. No one.
January 17th, 2008 at 12:52 pm
we TRIED to stay away from kickers….cause they’re ALL dorks….but gramatica screamed out to us.
jeff reed is a pervo…..a whole different category.
we have no excuse for not including donkey Philip Rivers on this list.
no excuse whatesoever.
January 17th, 2008 at 12:54 pm
The communists that put this list together should learn to spell “fascist” (correct) before calling the wife of one of the dorks a “facist” (incorrect).
January 17th, 2008 at 12:56 pm
Where is Rex?
January 17th, 2008 at 12:58 pm
dude….im embearassed to have my name on this projekt. as the editur of this sight, its my responsabilitee to get it write.
all i can due is say sorree.
January 17th, 2008 at 1:20 pm
Rex probably should have been on this list….if it makes you feel any better….we’ve nailed him before:
January 17th, 2008 at 2:24 pm
Is Rex Grossman still in the NFL?
January 17th, 2008 at 2:30 pm
Where are Pac Man, Warren Sapp, Ray Lewis, Peyton Manning, Willie Parker Etc. The list of geeks can go on and on………
January 17th, 2008 at 3:03 pm
This whole list is ridiculous since it doesn’t include Joey Harrinton.
January 17th, 2008 at 3:42 pm
Not even remotely funny.
January 17th, 2008 at 3:43 pm
Where is Marvin harrison…I know hes great but come on. Also, my namesake, the biggest dork who ever didnt actually live
January 17th, 2008 at 4:27 pm
Whoever created this exceeds any level of dorkiness of any player listed here….douche bag. How are any of these players dorks…..besides Martin Gramatica…..huge dork…..
January 17th, 2008 at 4:40 pm
How could you leave AJ Hawk/Gaydy Quinn for their roles in the Village People style Quinn/Hawk wedding? Try to explain that…
January 17th, 2008 at 5:29 pm
chris cooley, ON THIS LIST?!?!?!?!? you guys must be douchebags. if you will recall the following incident: he got caught, live on a syndicated morning talk show, BANGING NOT 1, BUT 2, YES 2, REDSKINS CHEERLEADERS AT THE SAME TIME. If this guy is a dork than none of us have any chance.
if you do not accept this as means for getting him off this list, sir, then your logic is flawed along with this list. I cite time hasselbeck where it says he should go bang some cheerleaders to get his balls back. nuff said.
FUCK THE COWGIRLS
January 17th, 2008 at 6:03 pm
fuckthisblog, i was with you until that last part.
hey - look at the positive side - your team is one more dead player away from fielding another run at the playoffs next year… congratulations!
January 17th, 2008 at 6:16 pm
Right wing facist huh? So if you are conservative & do not agree with the liberal mindset (how did that work in the Soviet Union jerkoffs!?) then you are labeled a facist..Yet another lame website put out by loser liberals..Go back to smoking dope & living in your mom’s basement!
January 17th, 2008 at 6:26 pm
To the hater at 6:03- Your originality is so on point. Maybe it was the unique posting name you chose, or maybe it was the overplayed dead guy joke. Im not sure, but whatever it was, it was on point.
In other news your post reeks of the bitterness you and your fellows cowgirls fans must be experiencing right now. Better luck next year. P.S. I’ve thrown some kleenex into a fedex envelope for you and t.o. What a fucking ass clown
21 LIVES BABY
January 17th, 2008 at 7:50 pm
I know two things.#1 this is a bunch of shit.All the B.S.comments is ridiculous.#2 T.Owens (T.O. etc.)should be on the list as #1 go cry me a F—ING river!! Tony Romo–Homo is my friend/teamate don’t blame him.Boo FUCKIN HOO !! PS.go tell Jerry Jones to make another commercial !!
January 17th, 2008 at 8:15 pm
this was such a waste of my time. not only was it horribly written, unimaginative and boring. but it probably made me dumber just reading it.
January 17th, 2008 at 8:30 pm
we need a coach for the dorks: may i recommend Tony “Clam Chowder” Sparano? did anyone see his flog the dolphin interview? this guy is one squeaky yankee.
January 17th, 2008 at 9:55 pm
What in the world…No one mentioned TJ Whoseyourmama. That dude is a freak-a-sauras rex…
January 18th, 2008 at 8:36 am
Seriously?
The only research done was looking up funny pictures of NFL players and then declaring them “dorks” without any further reasoning…
As others have pointed out, Cooley certainly isn’t a dork, given his cheerleader history, and both Driver and Hasselbeck were apparently chosen because of awkward pictures. Hardly a comprehensive, or interesting, list.
January 18th, 2008 at 9:05 am
Jeff Garcia married a playmate. Chris Cooley had his cheerleaders. Elizabeth Hasselbeck may be insane, but she’s a pretty hot insane. And we all know what Romo’s getting. This list shouldn’t be about dorks. I want a list telling me how I can become a dork! Sign me up!
January 18th, 2008 at 10:00 am
How the hell was Kyle Orton left off this list?? The fucking hair gets you on here alone…he looks like Randy Quaid in Kingpin!
January 18th, 2008 at 11:12 am
When does eli whine? Im pretty sure he’s been bashed before for not whining or calling out teammates…for being UNemotional…
January 18th, 2008 at 11:14 am
In addition to getting multiple cheerleaders kicked off the squad for having an inappropriate relationship with a player, Cooley celebrated the birthday of the cheerleader that would ultimately become his wife by taking 21 shots of Jack Daniels with her father. Pretty fucking cool….certainly enough to justify the booty shorts.
January 18th, 2008 at 11:53 am
No Joseph Wellington Harrington on your list? Anyone over twelve who is not a house pet or born before WW II should not allow himself to be called Joey. The only question now is: what dork who can’t get it done will the Lion’s annoint as their next starting QB? Matt Millen is a dorkaholic.
And Bud Selig has no affiliation with the NFL but he STILL belongs on this list.
January 18th, 2008 at 1:35 pm
Couldn’t be a worse list. Half those guys have smoking hot wives and Cooley is getting ready to marry an ex-Skins cheerleader. So: Famous? Check. Rich? Check. Hot wife? Check. Loser dork who pulls a dork list on completely un-dorky football players? Check.
January 18th, 2008 at 2:33 pm
What shit: Don’t sell yourself short amigo, you were plenty dumb when you got here. Peace!
January 18th, 2008 at 2:35 pm
snapper: My jew lawyer has a smoking hot wife but he makes Urkel look cool. Apparently money makes chicks willing to play with your pee pee, but it certainly doesn’t make you cool.
January 18th, 2008 at 3:00 pm
weeeeedogggeeeeeee!
dupes was right…..put a cowboy and a redskin in a post and watch that mutha fly.
bad writing? guilty.
i’m a dork? guilty.
lame? guilty.
head up my ass? guilty.
small penis? guilty.
leaving joey harrington, kyle orton, philip rivers, t.j. houshmlksjodijfah and others off the list? guilty.
thanks for swinging by. make sure you take in some CheerPorn before you leave.
January 19th, 2008 at 2:40 pm
This is absolutely hilarious! Especially all the fags “trying” to disprove Cooley is a dork simply because he dated & married a cheerleader. Get off that train of thought dipshits, he’s rich & famous in a town where the Mayor was jailed on cocaine charges, then became Mayor AGAIN and a President got a blowjob IN THE OVAL OFFICE!
Hell, it wouldn’t surprise me if Joe Gibbs got his wrinkled noodle sucked by a cheerleader.
January 21st, 2008 at 11:32 am
I agree that Eli Manning is definitely a dork with his mannerisms and silly post game interviews. But whoever put this together should be embarrassed that they strayed away from describing the dorkiness of Eli and decided to attack him by saying, and I quote: “and things ain’t getting better after you tank at Lambeau this week”. You are obviously very poor at sticking to the point of this blog. Eli OUTPLAYED BRETT FAVRE and just lead his team to the Superbowl. Nice job on your “tanking in Lambeau” prediction jackass. If you bothered to take your head out of your ass you would have realized he has been the best quarterback in football (behind Brady) over the last 4 weeks. Stick to the story next time moron. Now you just look stupid with ELi as your # 1 dork pick and your ignorant comment in parenthesis about him.
January 21st, 2008 at 1:11 pm
first of all….thanks for stopping by again!
second….congrats on getting to the super bowl…it’s an awesome feat…especially for a team that struggled as much as the Giants.
third….we were TOTALLY on point of this blog….which IS to have our heads up our asses. if you want actual facts and stuff we recommend http://www.si.com, http://www.espn.com, or our favorite, http://www.voyeurweb.com.
peace.