Maybe I’m the only one that sees a few similarities between Roger Clemens and Michael Corleone. Of course this will lead to some Dago jokes from the Micks on this site. We might want to keep an eye on those Clemens’ boys in the future. I don’t think it’s that far fetched, you’ll see.

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According to Jay Glazer at Fox, Trent Green is planning on playing football in 2008. With free agency only hours away, the Wisconsin Wheelers are giving Trent a tryout.

Japanese Chick Gets All Sexy on her Bed

Some of these shots are a little too close. I feel like she's gonna shit on my face any second.

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If you don’t like a cute slant with an A-1 dumper, odds are you’re gay.

Okay..okay…they’re probably Guatamalans….but who the fuck cares….God’s pissed at these guys and he’s gonna suck them into the vortex of death through these twin waterspouts.

(can you tell we’re having a bad day here at flatusyahu hq?)

Legendary Steelers announcer Myron Cope passed away. One of the great announcing voices of all time (although some will argue they loathed his voice) You can read tributes to Cope anywhere, but I always loved this quote. For some reason I always remembered it after reading about it.

Myron Cope: (referring to Washington owner Daniel Snyder who complained about his team being called the “Wash Redfaces”) If that boy billionaire thinks he can shut me up, he should stick his head in a can of paint.

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For those looking for Goth Porn. I’m sure that will follow shortly.