If Mario Puzo told the Roger Clemens story…

Published: February 29th, 2008


Maybe I’m the only one that sees a few similarities between Roger Clemens and Michael Corleone. Of course this will lead to some Dago jokes from the Micks on this site. We might want to keep an eye on those Clemens’ boys in the future. I don’t think it’s that far fetched, you’ll see.


Maybe Brian McNamee would think twice about testifying, like Frankie Pentangeli.


Everybody needs a good lawyer.


And a good woman by their side. Who cares if she aborted your child or had her boobs done.


Both had a Congressman with a hard-on for their alleged illegal action.


Both also had Congressman who they OBVIOUSLY had something on.


And a good friend that turned on them. Sal and Andy even look a little bit alike


As long as Hyman Roth or Jose Canseco is useful, you keep them around, when they aren’t…look out Jose.

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10 Comments on “If Mario Puzo told the Roger Clemens story…”

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  1. 1. Tulli
    February 29th, 2008 at 9:48 am

    This is awesome. Canseco as Hyman Roth? That’s fucking hilarious.

  2. 2. thegasman
    February 29th, 2008 at 10:35 am

    brilliant!

    Never go against the family in public! (you listening KBF?)

  3. 3. Jolowitz
    February 29th, 2008 at 10:43 am

    Comparing these guys to the Clemens saga casts guineas in a really bad light.

    If I were a greezy wop, I’d be none too pleased.

  4. 4. DimaggiosMutantSeed
    February 29th, 2008 at 11:00 am

    Gasman with the lone comparison I missed, yes, KBF is Fredo.

  5. 5. KennyBanyasForeskin
    February 29th, 2008 at 11:29 am

    I see our token dago stuck close to a theme that ought to be familiar….Not risky but smart. Well done Token.

  6. 6. Rick
    February 29th, 2008 at 12:23 pm

    Like Tom Hagen, I’m a Kraut-Mick, and I resent being compared to Rusy Hardin.
    Well, I would be if I wasn’t laughing my ass off.

  7. 7. Italian
    February 29th, 2008 at 1:28 pm

    Jolowitz sounds like you’re a dirty *&^

  8. 8. Mickey
    February 29th, 2008 at 3:39 pm

    Anyone else find it funny someone named Jolowitz is using words like guinea and wop? Was Shylock already taken?

  9. 9. PETE MERE
    March 1st, 2008 at 10:23 am

    JOLOWITZ— what would a mick potato
    farmer like you know about italians ????

  10. 10. KennyBanyasForeskin
    March 3rd, 2008 at 12:48 pm

    PETE MERE: Why would a goofy wop think the dumb pollack name “Jolowitz” is from St Pattys whoreden?

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