We have uncovered a surveillance tape that features a stripped shirted individual that we have been able to confirm is indeed the missing Gasman. Spotted here attempting to fill-up his minivan using the emergency “fire control” button, if anyone can ID the town this was shot at or spots an ugly maroon minivan shedding white powder please call us at 555-1234. Thanks
In light of last night’s completely pathetic effort of the Miami Heat and the Wolves owner suggesting KG of tanking (I can’t imagine KG ever giving less than 100%, but what the hey) and pretty much what every lottery team has been doing for years, the NBA is forgoing an image change. With a much more appropriate logo.
The Red Sox waged their own non-violent protest of MLB for skimping on the $40,000 stipend due to their coaches and trainers for the upcoming Japanese road trip. Gotta admire these guys for standing up for a huge part of their team, they need somebody to go to see the geishas with too though.
With the Sox protest and the Olympics protest, we thought of some other protests we would like to see.
Read the rest of this entry »
Turns out that even when awarding a massive judgement in favor of the monolegged bitch former wife of Beatles legend Paul McCartney, the judge in the case thought very little of her just the same. Gotta give the gimp credit though. Averaging 10 mill a year for doing little more then hopping around after Sir Paul ain’t half bad.
Starts out kinda hot. Ends up kinda stupid. She ought to stick to that Walmart greeting gig she’s got.
With apologies to Monty Python. So our economy is in the crapper. The Senate just shot down a freeze on pork spending by a 71-29 margin ensuring fat useless bureaucrats have more then enough of your money to waste in an effort to keep being sent back to spend more of your money. Terrorists would like to kill you. (or at least cut off your finger to prove they haven’t killed you yet.) A twat might win the Whitehouse and your loving dog is on his final march. Now the real fun starts. Gasoline and oil are at all time highs, the US dollar nears an all time low. Oh yeah, your taxes are going up. Now before you go and get all depressed, there is the eternal bright side of which Monty’s crew always spoke:
You can save money by switching to Geico.
Look at this woman. She fills out a white bikini quite nicely. Nicely enough to fork over $4100 for a roll in the hay? Nicely enough to risk a marriage? Or the governorship and possibly beyond? Ladies and gentlemen, I give you Elliot Spitzer, merciless fighter of crime.
….but it appears that someone at home goods marketer Ballard Designs has his/her sights set on a MFM threesome.
The bunny standing up has quite the satisfied look on his face, whilst the bunny in the rear has his ears pinned backed and seems to be working “it” furiously. Meanwhile…the bunny in the middle has that “ain’t nothing better than gettin’ turbo’d by two studly hares” look on her face.
We used to get off to the lingerie section of the Sears catalog…..looks like we have a no source for mail-order porn.