Published: March 20th, 2008

In light of last night’s completely pathetic effort of the Miami Heat and the Wolves owner suggesting KG of tanking (I can’t imagine KG ever giving less than 100%, but what the hey) and pretty much what every lottery team has been doing for years, the NBA is forgoing an image change. With a much more appropriate logo.
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Published: March 19th, 2008

The Red Sox waged their own non-violent protest of MLB for skimping on the $40,000 stipend due to their coaches and trainers for the upcoming Japanese road trip. Gotta admire these guys for standing up for a huge part of their team, they need somebody to go to see the geishas with too though.
With the Sox protest and the Olympics protest, we thought of some other protests we would like to see.
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Published: March 18th, 2008
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Published: March 9th, 2008

That’s right, muthafuggas……everytime Matt Kenseth wins in the Nationwide Series….as he did at the sweetly titled Nicorette 300 in Atlanta on Saturday….all us regular Joe’s get free Curly Fries at Arby’s on Monday…..so take advantage of this oh-so-SWEEEEEET promotion and get thee some Curly Fries!!!
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Published: March 8th, 2008

After a successful career as the most overrated safety in football history, Adam Archuleta was selected this week as a finalist on Fox’s American Idol. When asked about his change of career, Archuleta said, “I’ve got more money than God, get on the field for about thirteen minutes a season…gotta have something else to fill my days.”
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Published: March 4th, 2008

For one, Green Bay will throw the biggest retirement bash ever. Expected to attend are many former coaches who are extremely grateful to have been on the coaching staff during Favre’s tenure. Each one tries to take credit for Favre’s success, each one knows they had nothing to do with Brett’s success.

A longtime outdoorsman, Favre will continue hunting and fishing, just not Bears, Lions and Vikings anymore.
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Published: March 4th, 2008
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Published: March 4th, 2008

ho hum.
Professionally written words here.
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Published: March 4th, 2008

Del Boca Vista awaits his arrival.
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By: tedSIZEmoreMATTERS
Published: March 3rd, 2008

Who can take a pimped ride…
Sprinkle in some blow…
Hide it in a baggy and snort it up his nose?
Marcus Thomas certainly can
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