obviously corky was wrong about calais campbell……but even a rocket scientist couldn’t have predicted the eagles trading their pick 1,223 times all in the space of one hour. corky’s tired. andy reid wore corky out big time today. after we didn’t get the cornerback, offensive tackle, safety, running back, defensive end or tight end we needed, the best part of the day turned out to be the hour long meltdown by philadelphiaeagles.com analyst Dave Spadaro. at one point Spadaro started yelling at his staffers that the Eagles had just picked and he didn’t know the name of the selection. it turns out the eagles hadn’t just picked, but he was yelling like crazy. corky has never seen as poorly a prepared, poorly hosted and poorly produced show anywhere, anytime. corky says thanks to philadelphiaeagles.com for messing up so badly and making the day fun for him.

corky just learned that the eagles will select calais campbell with the 43rd pick.

corky strongly suggests you get over to philadelphiaeagles.com where dave spadaro is having a major meltdown due to technical problems!

dustin keller is no better than anthony fasano.

corky expects the jets to infuriate their fans.

corky’s really pissed off the eagles gave up the earlier of their fourth round picks to pick up the stiff, lorenzo booker.

like corky said earlier…..pacman jones and mike jenkins should make beautiful music together…..in jail.

if i own lendale white in fantasy football….i’m bumming right now.

if i own marion barber III in fantasy football…..i’m bumming right now. Felix jones is the tits.

what’s with the lesion on rachel nichol’s chin????? herpes?

wtf???? sam baker????? wtf????? corky has him rated as a second rounder!!!! corky had him rated as the 53rd best player in the draft~~~~arthur blank sucks!

corky just found out that ashley judd might be recently widowed. here’s here bonafides:

keyshawn johnson just said that tampa is looking for another keyshawn johnson.

tampa bay is taking one-year ONEDER devin thomas.

mel thinks the panthers overpaid.

corky here’s the eagles got a 2nd and a 4th this year and carolina’s #1 next year!

corky is suddenly nervous. it seems impossible the eagles can fuck this up. but corky thinks the eagles might fuck this up.

corky says joe flacco is no 18 pick. corky says this is great for the Eagles.

corky says matt millen is a corky. corky says the ravens are corky’s too, if they take a qb at this point.

corky wanted the eagles to take cromartie. corky likes black men from tennessee state.

kc is taking brandon albert. yuck. corky distracts himself by looking at this:

corky would be amused if the lions took devin thomas.

corky says that KBF is a Bears fan…….and he likes twinks, too. andy reid liked chris williams. andy reid is not happy now.

j. stewart is a total stud.

corky’s buddy eric the midget tells him the eagles will take phillip merling if he is still around.

corky wants to know if clady can play on a green field?

the patriots pick reminds corky of that famous team player, Zach Mayo. “don’t you do it! i got nowhere else to go!”

corky noticed that bengals fans looked more out of it than the kids on the opportunity bus.

corky says keith rivers will be the patrick willis of this draft….the most productive first year player in the first 15 picks of the draft.

mel says this is a reach. corky says that nobody named harvey ever did anything good in the nfl. and….gator chicks are hot….

corky says that MORT just said the best thing all day….if they traded up to get someone specific….why the fuck hasn’t jacksonville already picked…..these are five minutes corky will never get back.

let’s take a moment to recognize the genius of jerry jones for drafting anthony fasano in the second round of the 2006 draft and trading him, along with akon ayodele, two years later for a fourth round pick.

corky reckons hollis thomas is finally out of a job.

corky wants him some cromartie. coach beel is going to pick him before the eagles.

corkie wants to take a moment to express confusion over the fact that the world’s sexiest woman, megan fox, is engaged to brian austin green (as reported over on www.on205th.com). what the FUCK is up with that? hopefully she dumps him for some matt ryan.

vernon gholston will be found dead in a pool of his own vomit within seven years. great physcial tools…..mental midget….like many THE Ohio State University Student/Athletes. speaking of the JETS….don’t brittney gastineau’s tits seems a bit…SQUARE?

corky says the chiefs got it right in the first round last year when they picked “somewhere under the” dwaynebowe. is glenn dorsey right this year? not sexy…but a nice pick. and a winner.

here’s some glenn dorsey media:

what’s better in life than watching herm edwards implode during an interview. robert deniro should play him in the herm edwards biopic.

go to www.on205th.com and drop some protein between picks. corky did.

corky’s willing to trade justin fargas for michael vick. al davis is senile. someone tell alexander haig he’s not in charge.

corky owns justin fargas in his fantasy league. corky hopes the raiders don’t select darren mcfadden. corky says there are too many guns in oakland…..he thinks mcfadden is best suited to play for the utah jazz.

three honkies with the first three picks of the draft. corky says next thing you’ll tell him is that a black man can become president.

matt ryan just cried during his interview with suzy kolber like corky cried when they canceled LIFE GOES ON! what a pussnad!

matt ryan is automatically admitted into the club that gets this level of poon:

corky’s a donkey…..or the rams are donkeys. they kept the pick and took the dude in the white shorts

corky says that the rams are trading their pick to the falcons so the falcons can pick Matt Ryan.

another great moment in nfl draft history:

corky says that jake long is no sure thing to help the dolphins. he can’t catch for ted ginn jr. and he can’t throw for Cleo Lemon. plus D’Brickashaw Ferguson and Robert Gallery didn’t work out so well.

matt ryan just pointed out that he was raised by his parents. go figure.

corky didn’t hit this….but he wanted to!!!!

wow…that Darren McFadden interview did a lot to quiet corky’s worries about this kid’s character. crack ho mom. three baby mommas. brothers who are gangstas!!! oy vey!!! whoever drafts this dushwaffle should make him a reservation for canton.

canton correctional center that is.

just saw this on ESPN. corky wants to hit this:

all kinds of rumors on eagles boards talking about various lito sheppard trade scenarios. if you’re like corky…you’d be pissed if the eagles traded both sheppard AND the first round pick for some underachiever like Roy Williams or a malcontent like Chad Johnson. also if you’re like corky, you’re not interested in any of the WR’s available in the first round….corky would rather see an offensive lineman or D-back than a wide receiver with that pick.

thirtysome minutes left and Jaws is already breaking down Joe Flacco tape. What are we going to do in hour four of this bitch?

michael irvin just said that he doesn’t think the falcons should draft matt ryan because, like following dan marino, following michael vick, after all that he’s done for the falcons it would be too much pressure for ryan. and they call ME retarded!

All right gang….I’m going out to get some cheddar horseradish pub cheese and some crackers and some milwaukee’s best light and then will get started! only 51 minutes until showtime!!!!