9:43pm

game over!!! flyers win!!!! Biron is a God! lots of Habs opportunities in the last minute. whew!!!!

corky is happy for all the flyers fans who overpay for tickets they can’t afford!

corky is happy for dupes. dupes is good people!

thanks for joining us on Corky Blogs!!

corky OUT!

9:41pm

did the eagles really take that dude out of mcneese state in the third round?

only 1:23 left, puck in the habs zone. habs pull the goalie with less than one left…..

9:40pm

marty biron has been spectacular. no matter what happens, corky wants to make that clear.

if the habs are putting this kind of pressure down a man, what’s going to happen in the final minute thirty?????

9:38pm

don’t know what happened to my last post…which was about a wet smelly poop that corky just laid down….but in that time, the Habs acquired and squandered a PP and now the flyers are on the PP with just 3:36 left. if you can’t put a game away, up 1, three and a half left, on the PP, at home…..then you’re just a friggin donkey.

lez see what happens….

9:22pm

hatcher’s major is finally over and the flyers look gassed and disspirited. this would be a good time to inject an illegal substance as a pick me up….but that presents many logistical and ethical problems. so their simply going to have to try to gut it out. umberger is still missing in the dressing room.

9:18pm

still 1:36 left in the major PP as the Habs score their SECOND goal of the PP! sacre bleu!!! fuck darien hatcher!!!

muthafucker!

9:15pm

lot of people in the crease as the Habs score….but that BITCH SHOULD COME BACK!!!!! mr. referee take away that fucking goal!

shows how much corky knows……goal is good….and still 2:48 left in the major PP. AND the flyers are back to the dreaded 2-goal lead!!!! oh fuckkkkkk!

9:12pm

five minute major on hatcher for boarding. fahk!!!!

paul holmgren looks totally clueless, doesn’t he?

9:08pm

umberger is down on the ice and someone needs to pay….but flyers showing HUGE restraint with what should be a flyers PP coming up.

oh my!!!!!!! it looked by the replay that umberger was faking it!!!!! but umberger goes off to the dressing room….perhaps he pulled something when he was faking it.

9:07pm

flyers just missed a SICK chance to put this baby away, but Halak made a scary save with the his right pad stretched all the way behind himself. sick save.

9:05pm

corky thinks that getting yanked for jaroslave halak must be a difficult pill for carey price to swallow. hopefully it f-s up his mojo the rest of the series.

9:02pm

corky’s sorry he’s late…but he had to get some vanilla wafer cookies to enjoy the third period. corky hopes the flyers don’t get sloppy.

8:42pm

replay shows that carey price is shell shocked……3-0 flyers at the second intermission. corky has to go change his underwear…bbs.

8:40pm

replay shows that richards almost lost the puck before he shot it.

SCORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i was just about to say that the habs are the ones who look listless now and umberger, who is having a nice game popped in a rebound!!!!!

carey price is gay! and down 3-0!

8:37pm

corky is frustrated that nhl.com, espn.com, yahoo.com still have not updated to reflect the flyers second goal!!!!

how can the nfl have every play updated almost constantly on their site….but nhl.com takes five minutes to record a PLAYOFF goal. there’s only two fucking games on right now, people.

corky is perplexed.

8:34pm

no fucking way! a short handed goal gives the flyers another 2-goal lead to cough up! NOW things will get interesting. helluvagoodcheese on that play!!! gooooooooooooooooooaaaaaaaaal by richards.

8:31pm

corky is baffled by that call and wants to know why john stevens isn’t throwing shit on the ice????

8:26pm

canadians miss another lay-up. they’ve had the flyers on their heels the whole match…..but just can’t put the puck in the net. thank god. if flyers don’t turn it around shortly, though, this could get ugly amongst the vomitous see of orange clad fans. corky is a poet, eh?

8:17pm

after a sick series of events in their defensive which almost lead to a Habs goal…the flyers tool down the ice and score on a wrister by scottie upshall. lupol on ASSist. flyers up. corky happy.

8:15pm

how can the flyers (with the exception of marty biron) look this listless in front of their home crowd????

8:09pm

welcome back corkers……30 seconds in and we have our first power play…..no shots on goal last time. must. do. better.

7:51pm

okay….the flyers didn’t bring their a-game and were quite tense in the first period….but they survived….that should juice them up for the second!!!! corky’s going to on205th to check out the beautiful babies and drop some protein. see you for the second period!

7:48pm

here’s your oscar, you gay-named, carey price. nice fall….you weren’t touched, cupcake.

7:44pm

this is totally gay……downie didn’t even fucking touch price. habs get a power play for a phantom penalty.

corky thinks goalies are hockey players and if they’re out of the crease….they should get popped.

7:42pm
omg it’s like the fall of saigon out there! lots of hugging, but not much fighting.

hey joe….we go long time….ten dolla if you want emotion!

corky thinks Carey is a gay name for a hockey player.

7:41pm

corky says the Habs are controlling this game. the flyers are back on their heels. this cannot continue. corky thinks if price gets a lead, he will clamp down on the Flyers balls and not let go.

7:38pm

the miley cyrus controversy today reminds corky of the famous annie liebowitz shot of gretchen mol:

7:33pm

you know the habs will score full strength now…..always seems to happen that way.

where do you think flyers fans get the money for their tickets? you ever see some of these people???? they’re driving kia’s…..marlboro smoking drunkards (like kennybanyasforeskin). i just don’t get how they afford to go.

7:30pm….nice work coming back late, VS….you guys f’in suck. HABS on a 5on3. totally gross.

and he whiffed!!!! holy cow!!! higgins totally whiffed!!! you suck canadian eggs, higgins!

flyers killing this 2 man disadvantage very nicely…..i just jinxed them….nope higgins screwed the pooch again.

7:25pm

not much on net action, save the breakaway…UNTIL that drive by umberger! the flyers are just plain flat. corky is bored by them.

7:20pm

DUDE! The Flyers look super super super tense. Habs flying around everywhere….Flyers looking tight. Might take a Habs goal to wake them up.

7:16pm

first PP….super important to put some pressure on the Habs here.

corky says briere is getting paid big bucks to score on the PP….he better produce or corky’s goito be pissed.

corky hates offsides during a powerplay.

anemic power play…..AMAZING stop by BIRON on the short handed breakaway!

7:11pm

we’re under way. corky isn’t gay, but he notices that martin biron looks like matt damon:

7:09pm

God Bless Kate Smith, EH? is there a better tradition in sports? probably….but i can’t think of one when i hear her voice.

7:06pm

hey gang….corky apologizes for being a tad late….but he had to clean the kitchen. we’re going to be talking hockey….but we’ll sprinkle in some other stuff too.

corky is reminded about what Gene Hart always said…..”the team that wins game three SOMETIMES wins the playoff series….but the team that wins the last game ALWAYS wins the playoff series”.

corky loved Gene Hart