wow the #1’s keep rolling in for flatusyahu.
we just learned that we are in the #1 search position on Google for the term “Eighteen Years old Jamie fuck for Credit”. (go ahead…you know you want to google it now)
ummm…..thanks! we don’t know what that means, but thanks for including us.
nah…we’re just kidding
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but, Malcom-in-the Middle star Frankie Munoz is, in fact shutting down hollywood career to focus on his racing career.
what racing career, you ask?
auto-racing is apparently his new love, his new passion, the thing that makes his tiny little body and large head get up everymorning. (hey, ralphy, broads is our passion, but you don’t see us starting a blog or something)
as you can see from the photo below…frankie races really tiny cars to go with his really tiny body.
good for Freddie! ummm…we mean Frankie!!!
on a totally unrelated note: go see the rachel nichols bikini shots at on205th.
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ellen degenerate announced that she is marrying the world’s most delectable lesbian, portia de rossi. (beside rolling the dough, ellen’s strap-on must be hung like a donkey to get de rossi)
see portia nude in the above video.
see the story of ellen marrying her here.
nah, we’re just kidding….but you can buy his book here.
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Dupes awoke this morning and, as is his habit, checked out LKJ’s Night Desk for pearls of wisdom. Imagine his horror as he paged down and scoped a video of that favorite Philly band of 80’s blow monkey closet Kasha Goo Goo fans - the Hooters. The fucking Hooters??? Are you fucking kidding me??
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okay, people….this is really simple.
your friend, charles barkley, is in need of $400,000 so that he can pay off a gambling debt to the Wynn Casino.
you’ll remember that Wynn Chairman Steve Wynn used to make those “cute” commercials with Sinatra. well….Wynn’s not so cute anymore. in fact, he’s a bitter-old booger who probably shouldn’t be letting chuck gamble away his life savings in the first place.
but we digress.
Several things will happen if Barkley doesn’t pony up the money.
1. he’ll go to jail, depriving us of such moments as this. and this. and this. do you know what they do to round mounds of rebound in jail?
2. more importantly….Chuck won’t get to play the black jack anymore. I’ll say that again…..CHUCK BARKLEY WILL NOT GET TO PLAY BLACK JACK ANYMORE. no splitting sixes into the king of hearts, no double downs on hard sevens, no more hitting on sixteen against the dealer’s four. he’ll have to start playing golf again.
Is it finally sinking in people?
listen….PervGriffin likes a little beef on his women. a little something like this, this and this work just fine for me.
but there are demanding people on the blogospatch who simply will not stand for a fat chick being chosen as America’s Next Model.
As this image will attest….Whitney Thompson ain’t exactly fat…..but she’s only 20…and hasn’t quite hit her womanly years yet. Those thighs ain’t going to get any smaller….if you catch our drift. And that ass? they generally don’t shift upward.
We think we have another Jennifer Love Hewitt on our hands.
