Koby Clemens Revenge: Uber-Cougars
On the day that Roger Clemens apologized to friends, family, fans and everyone at Yardbarker for mistakes that he has made in his personal life….son Koby Clemens announced his revenge.
Although his father denied having an affair with a 15-year old Mindy McCready, Koby isn’t buying it.
“No wonder I didn’t get laid in high school….I was competing with a Hall-of-Famer!”, noted Koby, “but I WILL get my revenge…I’m going to bang every seventy and eighty year old in every minor league town in America. I’ll bang my Grandma if that’s what it takes to embarrass my old man!”
Rusty Hardin, Roger Clemen’s attorney, said he will sue Koby if he gets near Hardin’s wife.
“This is unchartered territory….but I’ll sue his ass if he lays a finger on Momma.”
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May 5th, 2008 at 11:13 am
“He’s getting pummeled,” attorney Rusty Hardin said then. “I’ve never seen somebody get beat up like this. In some ways, I think we’re on uncharted ground.”
Puh-Lease. He was never threatened with expulsion for refusing to take the drumline equipment in his own van back to high school after the memorial day parade in 1985!
May 5th, 2008 at 11:41 am
“Puh-Lease. He was never threatened with expulsion for refusing to take the drumline equipment in his own van back to high school after the memorial day parade in 1985!”
there should be a law against wearing white spats and a plume after may 1st.