when the whole poker thing runs its course, ESPN can turn to Fire Soccer. {on205th}

we tried to vote in the Babes of Survivor contest, but we had an erection that lasted more than four hours and had to go to the hospital. you try. {cuzoogle}

celtics/hawks framed in the context of the world’s best ever bad movie, The Warriors. {epiccarnival}

this robber is perhaps two or three months premature in his selection of robbery victims {chicagotribune}

this is probably the strangest goddamn thing we’ve ever seen. {hubpages}

would you buy a house from this alleged whore woman? {bittenandbound}

don’t be surprised if Miss Kentucky winds up tied up in Randy Moss’ basement.  {celebridiot}

Bono says The Arcade Fire is the most interesting band on the planet.  We agree: