kate beckinsale weighs 90 lbs and has no booty, but is a finalist in the sexiest woman in the world contest. i’m guessing either the fix is in, or the black vote has not yet been counted. {on205th}

maybe it’s because i’ve got a boner for hitchcock flicks and it has a rear window feel, but for some reason i STILL find this parking rant amusing. {cuzoogle}

only FOUR MORE years until you get to legally see some Taylor Momsen nipple. or so we hear. {blogofhilarity}

when was the last time you got stoned out of your skull? {brahsome}

we think it’s in bad taste to make fun of successful women just because they have back zits, chest hair and testi-ovaries. shame on you people. {huggingharoldreynolds}

(the prior link reminds us that dupes told us that he once spanked to softballer dot richardson while watching a tranny porno)

the mothers on pond view drive in audobon, pa never looked as good as any of the top 10 celebrity milfs. but that doesn’t mean we didn’t coax some protein thinking about them anyway. {donchavez}

if you’re too young to remember that bird and magic were kobe and lebron before kobe and lebron where spermazoa….then you might not enjoy this throwback video as much as we did. {youtube}

this is your goalkeeper’s drugs on brain. uh…you know what we meant. {youtube}

apparently the black vote HAS been counted in this list of girls with the most junk-in-the-trunk….all micks to the back of the room to be fitted for your penis extension. {next-thing}

if you don’t get big energy from this song, then viagra won’t help your dong: