after a month long nipple-free marathon of jennifer aniston bikini pictures….one intrepid photographer finally caught the world’s most famous pokies standing at attention. {on205th}

thank you india. thank you providence. thank you disillusionment.

we’re sure the food stuck in our braces and our premature ejaculation problem did the trick…but here’s some other ways to ruin a girl’s prom night. {blogofhilarity}

i hear we were going to compile this list of worst seventh inning stretch singers, but we got too busy on the Hulk Hogan And His Daughter’s Ass caper. {operationsports}

is it possible that dave grohl was just waiting for kurt cobain to take a blow to the head so that he could be the head ziggy?

if you’re waxing misogynistic tonight…..you might be able to find your happy place here. {whywomenarewhores}

when we grow up, we want to be harvey bars. until then, we’ll just be diggin on the stuff his tech department puts together. {tiricosuave}

didn’t jay cutler play the kid gynecologist in the cider house rules? no? maybe? anyway…he’s the new advice columnist at one of our favorite saloons. {kissingsuzykolber}

and because there’s just something about a girl who will go down on you in a theatre…..here’s “how bout them transparenting the leif garrett”….or some crazy horseshit like that…..