okay, people….this is really simple.

your friend, charles barkley, is in need of $400,000 so that he can pay off a gambling debt to the Wynn Casino.

you’ll remember that Wynn Chairman Steve Wynn used to make those “cute” commercials with Sinatra. well….Wynn’s not so cute anymore. in fact, he’s a bitter-old booger who probably shouldn’t be letting chuck gamble away his life savings in the first place.

but we digress.

Several things will happen if Barkley doesn’t pony up the money.

1. he’ll go to jail, depriving us of such moments as this. and this. and this. do you know what they do to round mounds of rebound in jail?

2. more importantly….Chuck won’t get to play the black jack anymore. I’ll say that again…..CHUCK BARKLEY WILL NOT GET TO PLAY BLACK JACK ANYMORE. no splitting sixes into the king of hearts, no double downs on hard sevens, no more hitting on sixteen against the dealer’s four. he’ll have to start playing golf again.

Is it finally sinking in people?

we at flatusyahu.com thought long and hard about selling our stock and simply paying off Barkley’s debts. but we only came up with $122.75, far short of our goal.

So we’ve come up with the Charles Barkley Gambling Replenishment Fund…and we need YOUR help to keep Chuck out of the pokey….and in the high roller lounge, getting his cocktail pimped every ten minutes, where he belongs.

time and time again, america has stepped up to the plate to overcome the most horrific of circumstances. hurricane katrina, the big tsunami, the cyclone in myanmar……and now it’s time to help charles barkley earn comp hotel rooms.

The rules:

1. Click on the donation button below to make your donation.
2. You can ONLY donate TEN CENTS. No more….no less. (who the fark would donate less than TEN CENTS???)
3. We need FOUR MILLION people to make the donation. We expect to hit that by lunchtime on Friday. BUT…if for some reason we don’t (that’s all on you people) collect $400,000 in donations need to keep Chuck out of jail….well then he’s just shit out of luck…..and whatever money we collect will be donated to a worthy charity (to be voted on by you, the donors).

Make the donation now. Save Chuck. Fill his pockets with the purple chips.

after you’ve emptied your pockets…..head back to flatusyahu for the rest of the festivities.

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or……see why theworldofisaac is en fuego today.

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or…….check out a man who never works, (9-to-fried) but sure gets a lot of shit done.