The Night Desk with LarryKingJolson
thank god i didn’t hire an agent because LKJ is pulling out of the nba draft and returning to memphis to play with tyreke evans.
nothing’s more fascinating to LKJ than canadian on canadian automotive hate crime. even cuz will agree that this is the finest whip to park itself in front a driveway in his neighborhood this year. nice shoes on that bitch! {cuzoogle}
we’re not going to take it personally that we have tennisporn competition. there’s enough tennis hotness in the world to go around. {fakebuzzbissinger}
amanda bynes makes lkj cream his banana hammock. but i hope her thighs aren’t getting too big. you be the judge. {on205th}
who you calling sir, bitch? {withleather}
the biography may be fictional, but the cameltoe is not. {kissingsuzykolber}
hhr sadly reports that although larry craig bobblefoot night is still on at the st. paul saints, eliot spitzer night at the macon music (yeah…that’s a real minor league team name) has been canceled.{huggingharoldreynolds}
the daily gizmodo: a box of tissues will be included with all new iphones.
don’t h8 carrie underwood. {h8torade}
9-to-fried gets paid to f-off …so he has time to scout out places like the toilet restaurant.
don’t be slow. oh no no no.
