tiricosuave has the inside poop on carlos guillen’s ass issues. (sorry, we couldn’t resist)

speaking of ass….don’t h8 h8torade for using this picture to dramatize the shitter situation on the international space station.

if you’ve got a moment for actual sports coverage, fivetooltool will educate you on the instant replay in baseball issue

what if other rappers followed T.I. (who just named his son Major Harris) and named their sons after failed qb’s?

h/t to awfulannouncing for bringing this PREPOSTEROUS story of an unassisted triple player that didn’t touch a defender:

the daily gizmodo: you’ll have to read the story to see what this is all about.

willie randolph needs some modern love: