[image via zv-magazine]

apparently some kind of soccer match was played yesterday.

yep.  that’s ultra high res.

yep.  that’s an ultra hot ass.

see all the pictures here.

a couple of hot-bodied starlets are the female leads of the new Hellboy II: The Golden Army (soon to be followed, no doubt, by a porn flick called Smellboy II: The Golden Showers).

above we see sizzling selma blair and the tight anna walton walking the red carpet at the movie’s premiere. both have incredible chassis…..but which one is hotter.

are you partial to selma blair, who earned her bones (and our boners) with the lesbian love scenes in cruel intentions and feast of love?

or do prefer anna walton, the oxford-educated hard body?

fuzzy black former NFL dude as nanny for southern white family.  that’s quality humor.

wait…..that’s NOT a photoshop?

oh.

{deadspin}

this is just your typical man-who-has-never-won-a championship-slamming-a-man-who-has-won-two-championships-story.

wes welker, you keep asante samuel’s name out of your mouth until you win something. you’re a friggin cancer of the championship, you hear?

welker slams samuel for taking money over championships here.

[images via MAVRIXONLINE]

we don’t know when viewing pix of football WAG’s became like smoking rock….but that’s where we are now.  all of us.  that means you, too, bubba.

say hello to gabriella pagnozi, wife of A.C. Milan and Italy World Cup center Allesandro Nesta.  like most football WAG’s, nesta’s wife, gabriella, has huge melons…..but her’s appear to be of the natural variety.  unlike others……we won’t mention any names.

nesta and pagnozi were sunning their bods in…..surprise!…..miami beach.  aka the place euro football types take their WAG’s to be photographed.

cmon, give us a break….it was a headline that had to be written!

si.com story here.

[images via MAVRIXONLINE]

it really is a lovely time of year.  football WAGs sunning themselves in miami beach.  we wish all year long could be the soccer offseason.

continuing with the embarrassment of riches beginning last week with the christian wilhelmson WAG through sandro nesta this morning….we now have swedish footballer markus rosenberg and his girlfriend, maria (a former school teacher in sweden), sunning themselves after what we’re sure was a night of violent shagging.

a sex tape featuring what appears to be an ET, or a midget or dwarf in an ET costume is causing a stir in hollywood.  the unidentified woman in the video seems to be doing her best to reject the serpentine tongue of the extraterrestrial.

in totally unrelated knews, verne troyer, whose sex tape surfaced last week is firing all the bullets in his legal gun, have his attorney shoot out threatening legal letters to anyone who linked to TMZ.com’s preview of the little fella’s porn debut.  here’s a brief snippet of the letter sent to a well-respected blogger:

The picture that you are displaying on your website involving my
client, Verne Troyer, is a violation of his privacy.  Attached you
will find a copy of  a temporary restraining order, which was entered
by the Court today, which prohibits the exhibition, display or
broadcast any portion of the video on the internet, television, or any
other medium.  Your picture is a direct link from what tmz.com has
previously aired.

Please remove this media from your site immediately to avoid any
further action.

This does not purport to be a complete or exhaustive statement of all
of our client’s rights or claims against  you  and others; nor should
any of the statements contained herein be  construed as a waiver or
relinquishment of any of our client’s rights or remedies, whether
legal or equitable, all of which are hereby expressly reserved.

as this well-respected blogger noted, what a terrible job to have to seek out every blogger that has
posted the image and email them.