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Report: Fired Charger’s D-Coordinator to Star in Banana Splits Biopic

thegasman — Wed, 29 Oct 2008 16:18:53 +0000

Good to see that fired Charger’s defensive coordinator Ted Cottrell has his next gig lined up. We’re guessing that TV won’t be an option for this recently “downsized” coach. There’s always radio and this internet thing (that’s what we keep telling ourselves, too)

Bud Selig Better Hope The Phillies Win This Series…..

thegasman — Wed, 29 Oct 2008 03:33:04 +0000

…..we’re just saying……

World’s Hottest Cancer Survivor Defends Her Man

thegasman — Wed, 29 Oct 2008 03:12:24 +0000

Apparently Jack and Diane want to go back to being just two American kids living in the heartland. Deanne Favre is pouncing on those who are picking on her speed-dialing husband, Jets Interception Machine, Brett Fah-vvvv-errr-vvvv-eh. Read this for actual details and reporting and stuff like that. But if you want to know what it’s like to live [...]

We Interrupt This Whining About Bud Selig…..

thegasman — Wed, 29 Oct 2008 02:43:06 +0000

…..to remind you that Gina Carano is still out of work and suffering from the devastation caused by the global financial crisis. Keep her in your prayers, people.

Senile Selig Changes Rules of Baseball…..Again!

thegasman — Tue, 28 Oct 2008 14:05:40 +0000

The demented old man who brought you a tie at the All-Star game, National League baseball in Milwaukee and the idea of contracting the Minnesota Twins has again re-written the rules of baseball. Deciding that 100 plus years of baseball tradition are no longer applicable, Selig suspended last night’s game, declaring that under no circumstances [...]

Why Does God Hate Philadelphia?

thegasman — Tue, 28 Oct 2008 03:16:40 +0000

Why does he shoot the finger at us? (radar image courtesy weather.com) Why does he invent a rule that Bob Dupuy pulls out of his hairy asshole? Why does he let the Rays bat in the top of the inning, but not the Phillies in the bottom of the inning? Why does he let Carlos Pena, who we’ll [...]

Seven Words You Can’t Say in Philadelphia:

thegasman — Mon, 27 Oct 2008 18:17:34 +0000

Yo, Skinny Joey, I Schtupped your Wife. To those horrific seven words, apparently we must add one more: PARADE. C’mon, get over yourselves. We just searched philly.com (home of the Philadelphia Daily News and Inquirer) and couldn’t find ONE nugget about WHEN (not if, WHEN) the Phillies championship parade is going to take place. We all have [...]

Enema of the Plate

thegasman — Mon, 27 Oct 2008 14:58:53 +0000

Hey Now! Long before Ryan Howard went yard (twice)…..long before J-Dub hit his two-run bomb…..and long before Joe “Joe the Farmer” Blanton closed his eyes, swung hard and made World Series history…..the bowels of the Phil’s run-producing machine was still clogged up with tension, futility and meak infield grounders. Then came Pedro Feliz. The bottom of the third [...]

Help The Eagles Eradicate Clinton Portis

thegasman — Mon, 06 Oct 2008 01:18:02 +0000

Every man, woman and child knows someone who knows someone who can’t tackle Clinton Portis. (art by Phizzed, exclusively for flatusyahu.com)

Flyers/Sixers Home Arena Renamed

thegasman — Mon, 22 Sep 2008 17:56:45 +0000

artist: phizzed exclusively for flatusyahu.com

Ryder Cups WAG: Not Spankworthy

thegasman — Mon, 22 Sep 2008 14:50:47 +0000

Courtesy of Uncle Forrest, meet the European Ryder Cup wives. Frankly, they look fairly frigid. We KNOW they’re not nearly as sexual as soccer WAG’s. How? Because unlike soccer WAG’s, we never see them nude. See the rest of the Ryder WAGs here.

Is Tra Thomas a Better QB than Tavaris Jackason?

thegasman — Mon, 22 Sep 2008 14:37:50 +0000

we were too busy enjoying KennyBanyasForeskin’s people at the Pennsylvania Rennaissence Faire and didn’t get to see the game…..but how did Eagles Tackle Tra Thomas get credit for throwing a four yard pass?

Gus Never Sleeps

thegasman — Thu, 18 Sep 2008 01:30:55 +0000

artist: phizzed exclusively for flatusyahu

Seems Like Just Yesterday…..

thegasman — Wed, 17 Sep 2008 13:54:31 +0000

…..that we were photoshopping about LAST YEAR’s Mets Mess. They suck. artist: phizzed exclusively for the house of flatusyahu

Throw Lane Kiffin from the Train

thegasman — Tue, 16 Sep 2008 05:08:28 +0000

artist: phizzed exclusively for flatusyahu

Look Who’s Talking, Too

thegasman — Tue, 16 Sep 2008 05:07:00 +0000

artist: phizzed exclusively for flatusyahu

Chris Cooley Shares His Weenis

thegasman — Tue, 16 Sep 2008 04:51:11 +0000

no, we’re not gay…we just acted that way in high school. and, like you, we just think dinky humor is good shit. meet chris cooley’s playbook. meet chris cooley’s weenis right at the bottom of the playbook. yup. that’s his koch. and he posted it himself on his website. we’d prefer to see the bare snazz [...]

The Angel Maroni: Rick Neuheisel Sucks

thegasman — Sun, 14 Sep 2008 00:14:45 +0000

rich neuheisel a fraud? whodda thunk it? read about the bruins being sodomized by byu here.

Who the Hell is Going to Perform Surgery on Charlie Weis?

thegasman — Sat, 13 Sep 2008 23:47:07 +0000

by now you know that our second favorite coach, charlie weis, beat our favorite coach, rich rodriguez and in the process tore his ACL and MCL. before you mock him, you try carrying around 450 lbs of gut. our question: after suing the LAST doctor’s who performed surgery on him, we wanna know who the hell [...]

Vatican Debuts Plywood Altar

thegasman — Sat, 13 Sep 2008 22:38:55 +0000

the popester is visiting france this week and the best that sad sack of a country could produce was this plywood altar (we added the glory hole to class it up). we actually dig the pope…he seems pretty kooky for a radical conservative…….france sucks for not producing a better altar. you telling us they don’t [...]