got something you want the world to see?  send it to flatusyahu@gmail.com and larrykingjolson just make you as famous as the guy who invented the bendy straw.

lori loughlin is very very pretty.  but she’s not hot.  no nipple, no upskirt, no see-through.  on205th, of course, disagrees with our assessment.

if miami is the soccer wag capital of the world, then tampa is the hooters capital of the world.  literally.  {bustedcoverage}

gratuitous link to monster site of the day: the daughter of former redskins owner jack kent cooke is spoiled, rude and a really bad drunk.  and she’s rich.  we want to hit that.  {deadspin}

if you’re a hip bone guy, you’re SPRUNG right now.  {thebeergoggler}

meet buzz killington, a man guaranteed to piss on your corn flakes.  {brahsome}

shooter on fivetooltool via epiccarnival explores the top ten reasons why kerry wood shot the double finger. our favorite? he has tourette’s on both hands.

the daily gizmodo: you’ll never laugh at a dude on a scooter again.

we can’t stop humming this song whilst we sit on the crapper….