the whole fucking world is going apeshit over the fact that a bunch of koreans took video of a rehearsal of the olympic opening ceremonies. who the fuck cares. anywho….china made youtube take the video down and now only flatusyahu has it.
china can go FUCK THEMSELVES if they think we’re gonna take this down.
fuck off, china.
if that doesn’t work, try this video here.
Messica Simpson and Her Pal George Bush
wonder what that makes george bush? (don’t answer that)
yup. messica really said that. courtesy of perezhilton, here’s the context:
Here’s an exclusive excerpt from her interview!
On her life changing incident:
“I was singing ‘9 to 5’ and I choked and forgot the words in front of the president and in front of Dolly Parton, who’s like the president to me. And the last time I sang in front of the president , I had messed up the lyrics to ‘God Bless America’ so its kind of a thing I have with George W. Anyway, I broke down and said I’m sorry in front of the whole audience. My dad was there. I looked him in the face and said, ‘I will never sing again.’ “
On feeling like America’s most wanted:
“So many people want to bring me down, and I can’t wait to prove them wrong. If they believe what they read about me, they automatically persecute and torment me.”
On her father and manager, Joe Simpson, running his daughter’s love life and career:
“That’s Ludicrous. He just wants me to be happy. Our whole family gets beaten, but that just brings us closer. So people are really doing themselves a disservice.”
On her rocky love life:
“I was going through a lot of pain. I didn’t try anything to change my life other than dating different types of guys and conforming to their worlds. I thought I had to be artsier, more intellectual.”
On her relationship with John Mayer:
“John believed in the Jessica Simpson that’s within. He cherished our love. He helped make me t he woman I am today. John is going to be an amazing man for someone, but I know that I was supposed to be with someone else.”
On recording a song about abuse:
“I had to record that. There’s nothing on my album that you’re gonna hear that I don’t relate to or that I haven’t experienced. Because the only way I know how to sing is from life experience. I don’t want to talk about it, but I have definitely experienced abuse in away that I would tell people to take their heart and run.”
On Tony Romo:
“Most of the guys I dated were captivated by my heart but they had different ways of trying to get to me. Tony understands me. He appreciates my talent. He’s the first person I’ve spiritually connected with. I’m a girl that loves to be in love. I love love!”
as an irish-jew, i’m shocked and outraged that new england patriot’s owner robert kraft is pimping out an 18 year-old cheerleader for $10 a pop.
a savvy heeb would have started the bidding at $25.
bustedcoverage with the details.
no, we’re not haters. we just think it shows remarkably poor asset management skills to slap a million dollar pool on a two million dollar house, as gil arenas is doing. the problem with a million dollar pool? it
desensitizes one to costs. a dude who spends that much on a pool starts thinking he needs a 20mil jet. and that’s when the shit gets out of hand and the specter of brokeness appears.
this grotto style pool looks like it was built for fornication. pools that are built for fornication only lead to bad things: date rape legal hassles, posses floating face down and dieing, gobs of semen in the pool water.
rick reilly of espn the mag recently wrote an article which doled out free advice about how to go broke as an athlete. even with his 112mil contract, arenas would do well to read it.
nice pool, though, gil.
[source: washington post]
welcome to BEISCHWING 2008….a look at the female olympians who light our torch!
our first subject is aussie swimmer stephanie rice who is stunningly attractive, apparently more than a bit of a freakazoid (as per her facebook pix) AND a world record holder with gold medal aspirations.
we’ve got one word for that….
….HEY NOW!……
….so sit back, relax, and enjoy our peek at one of the hottest olympians you’ll ever see.
more steph rice BEISCHWING photos after the jump
on205th: either hayden panettiere is about to give some luck geek a happy ending massage or she thinks comic con 2008 is one filthy joint.
gratuitous link to monster site, bustedcoverage: taryn mowatt gives us softball balls. (low-hanging, warm and steamy)
nextround: is pat riley the alternate universe michael douglas? was there an explosion when they shared the same stage? so many questions.
hottestgirlsofmyspace: former miss great britains don’t need a publicist when they have a myspace page serving up lesbionic poses.
gratuitous link to monster site, part 2, ns4w: it seems that madonna and britney spears only have so much life force to share between them. right now it’s all in britney.
loserwithsocks: bammeroids? since we’re georgia bulldogs fans and secure in our manhood, we won’t pretend to know what this tennessee volunteer is ranting about.
blog of hilarity: who knew: skanky-dash has feet?
derober: we dig derober. color us gay for creativity.
donchavez: i encourage all women to go to donchavez and leave him a voice mail. rub your rosebud on the receiver and let him hear how perfect your ass is. ain’t technology great?
several west virginia university hoops stars escaped from the village, fled to the big city of pittsburgh and allegedly took part in baseball, booze and mixed martial arts.
according to the AP:
Two West Virginia University basketball players were charged with scuffling with police and underage drinking after a fight at a Pittsburgh Pirates game.
Joe Mazzulla and Cameron Thoroughman were arrested Monday at PNC Park, where the Pirates were playing the Colorado Rockies. The two were in custody and awaiting arraignment Tuesday.
we’ve all been busted for underage drinking. illegal drug use. fornicating in public using sexual positions on females that are still illegal in alabama.
but we ain’t never slugged a police officer. that’s just plain stupid.
ooops. forgot these dudes are from west virginia.
[image via uranus]
what a strange year this has been for wrascar’s tony stewart.
first of all…..he has sucked big time all year long. and despite protestations, gesticulations and obfuscations from the dupes household that he’s a second half driver…..we ain’t seen jack shit from the #20 yet and it’s almost august.
second, stewart has left what is now probably the class of the wrascar circuit, joe gibbs racing. chased away by the success and sudden rock star status of kyle busch, leader of la revolucion, stewart has decided to partner with gene haas, a man currently serving a prison sentence for tax evasion. nice.
and now this. apparently last thursday, stewart sent postal on an official at a MIDGET CAR RACE. not a craftsman truck series race. not a nationwide race. certainly not a sprint cup race. he went postal on a MIDGET RACE OFFICIAL.
read the pathetic story here.
a few years from now, we fear we’ll be asking: what ever happened to that tony stewart fella?
So what’s up with the Big Kid Shawn Andrews, unexcused absence from Eagles camp? We don’t know, but rumors go swirling about and we thought we’d look into it.
(Why block out the other guys face? Who knows, it wasn’t rocket science to find his myspace page) So the scenario has come about that MAYBE the Big Kid is gay and won’t come out of the Vito Spatafore gay club. Now mind, you the rumors are pretty much made up rumors that get labeled rumors and gain some momentum, but once we saw this picture, rumor or not, it got us thinking of some similarities to one of our favorite TV gay guys, Vito Spatafore. And we can start by saying, we love the gays. We employ KBF don’t we? So this ain’t a bashing thread. Just some fun. We envision it played out like so:
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