my apologies for not showing up for work last night.  i fell asleep after beating the meat.  it happens.

italian chicks are fairly hot.  on205th

shooter offers ten conditions he’d welcome a brett favre comeback.  our favorite?  goes to miami to make bill parcells head explode.  fivetooltool via epiccarnival.

gratuitous link to monster site of the day:  after you’ve had a black nba player, there’s no place to go but a fire hydrant if you want more size.  apparently.  drunkenstepfather

it’s the end of the world as we know it.  no more “me love you long time”. uncoached

canadian chicks are fairly hot.  cuzoogle

yikes!  we wonder what’s higher.  rich rodriguez’s graduation rate or this former wolverine’s blood alcohol level.  worldofisaac

apparently we haven’t (yet) cornered the market on cheerporn.  donchavez

seattle is probably our favorite city in the u.s., so we’re bummed for them that they lost their connection to the 11 greatest sonics of all time.  brahsome

this is no ordinary amy winehouse picture.  when we grow up, we want to be…..derober.

katharine mcphee should be renamed kat mcphine.  thebeergoggler

we despise nick saban.  loserwithsocks

you’re unamerican if you don’t have a boner for marla maples.  bigblackinternet

the daily gizmodo:  if you’re reading this message, you probably can’t afford marty mcfly’s nikes.

we promise you that if you play this song for your wife or girfriend (or both together at the same time), you’re going to get laid