Michael Phelps Only Cares About His Package
Published: July 6th, 2008
“When it isn’t cold it’s this big…..“
Michael Phelps broke 2 world records this weekend at the US Olympic trials in Omaha,NE. A big part of that is the $550 Speedo LZR Racer “Package Enhancer” Edition that he is sporting above.
For $550 bucks couldn’t Speedo figure out how to not make the package stand out so bad? It looks like a squirrel is trying to fight his way out of a crown royal bag down there.
The shorts I wear to the pool don’t allow me to fully show off what I am packing. I plan on buying one of these Speedo LZR’s and just floating on my back the entire time at the community pool.
Back when I use to swim in high school I would unwrap my leftover foreskin and breeze through the water like a porpoise.
I kid, I kid.
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July 6th, 2008 at 1:06 pm
if you could zoom in, i think the chick on the left (the dude’s right) might have the world’s biggest cameltoe.
July 6th, 2008 at 1:15 pm
i’m pretty sure that “chick on the left” is amanda beard.