hey now!  ryan howard is popping the ball again, making him exceptional trade bait, if the phillies knew what was smart………without further adieu……let’s hit that shit:

on205th:  nothing says “God Save the Queen” like two perfect nipples.

gratuitous link to monster site of the day, withleather:  nothing says you’re overdue for a career-ending catastrophic knee injury like carrying a baby like its a football.

huggingharoldreynolds:  nothing says you’re my soul mate like attending kaballah classes while your wife is giving birth to your child.

gratuitous link to monster site of the day, part 2, bustedcoverage:  nothing says “your mom will really like me” like ass-fucking some dude with a bottle.

tiricosuave:  nothing says you’re my soul mate (part 2) like sodomy by anesthesia.

uncoached:  nothing says your mommy ain’t exactly snow white like a photo of an 80’s gang bang in the meatpacking district.

gratuitous link to monster site of the day, part 3, ns4w:  nothing says i may need to rethink my position on celine dion like seeing her pretty fucking amazing milf ass.

donchavez:  nothing says kobe is a people person like flashing his taint while exiting the back-to-the-future time travel machine.

brahsome:  nothing says your franchise has jumped the shark like your cheerleaders performing in a bangkok roadhouse.

undraftedfreeagent:  nothing says osama bin laden is right about us being zionist pigs like having more jews than giants in the all-star game.

loserwithsocks: nothing says you spend more time studying college football than spanking to porn like knowing how many linebackers the volunteers have had drafted since 1995.

the daily gizmodo:  nothing says FUCK COMCAST like using the belkin flywire wireless thing-a-ma-job to beam tv all over your house.

nothing says i’ll watch hot chicks do anything like this atom kittens cover of the bangles: