besides adam eaton and brett myers, life couldn’t be more grand…..so let’s hit the hard stuff and have some fun:

on205th:  nothing says “i want to hit that” like a chick with a one-up/one-down grip and a bulbous ass.

(special gratuitous h/t to the master of the universe, jimmy traina of si.com, who also led off with this m&m delight)

gratuitous link to monster site of the day, bustedcoverage: nothing says i want to hit a dirty chick like scantily clad girls at a mud festival.

theangryt:  nothing says you need steroids to be an athlete like losing a boxing match to a former punt returner.

gratuitous link to monster site of the day, part 2, withleather:  nothing says “i’d rather be at the final three tables of the main event of the WSOP” like watching  last woman standing tiffany michelle riffle a 6.5 inch stack of chips.

nextround:  nothing says “i’m glad my woman is good at tossing my salad” like the annoying comments she makes during the home run derby.

brightblackinternet:  nothing says ballpark food tastes awful like your woman lunching on your pocket weiner six rows behind a bunch of people from the accounting department.

yepyep.gibbs12:  nothing says ritalin dulled my senses so badly like walking on a wire thousands of feet above the earth’s surface just to prove your alive.

derober:  nothing says black cock may be fattening like the expanding waistline and ass of eva longoria.

bannedinhollywood:  nothing says messica pimpson isn’t ready to be a golf wife like wearing four-inch hooker heels to a golf outing.

uncoached:  nothing says we still have places to search for weapons of mass destruction like a seattle sonics dance girl high kick performed in iraq.

brahsome:  nothing says “its a black-man’s world and we’re just living in it” like billy packer losing his job to the most boring man alive.

gratuitous link to monster site of the day, part 3, ns4w: nothing says “oh captain, my captain” like parading around naked with him on a terrace, wearing only his hat.

the daily gizmodo: nothing says “i’m the only person who dug monster house” like a zombie garden gnome.

nothing says cameramen don’t have a future in entertainment like radiohead’s new cameraless video made using only lasers: