on205th:  nothing says “renewable energy might be a problem, but athletes have an unlimited supply of poonanny” like a usa vs. europe WAG-off.

gratuitous link to monster site of the day, bustedcoverage: nothing says “peter king is no more than a corporate shill for the nfl” like him not even mentioning pat tillman in a piece about roger goodell’s visit to afghanistan.

(and nothing says “someone please help me” like the soldier on the left who is giving the thumbs up sign despite roger goodell’s groin being pressed into his ass)

nothing says stadiums are unnecessary like simulating the 2009 NCAA football season on playstation.  and the winner is…..loserwithsocks.

h8torade:  nothing says bubba is on the down low like south carolina courting the gay travel dollar.

nextround:  nothing says andy reid has redneck relatives in toledo like this video of a 2 year-old boy with pierced ears whose mom has a mullet.

gratuitous link to monster site of the day, part 2, ns4w: nothing says “my tits are so big, i got them each their own social security number” like being a model who goes by two different names.

uncoached:  nothing says “voglio colpire ciò” like italian model laura torrisi.

theangryt:  nothing says added-value isn’t a dying concept like strippers on the subway.

areyoufried:  nothing says HR might hold up your next promotion like wearing this shirt to work on casual fridays.

gratuitous link to monster site of the day, part 3, withleather:  nothing says you don’t want my tourism dollar like banning fellatio contests.

the daily gizmodo:  nothing says people working in cell phone kiosks are clueless like laughing in a customer’s face when they ask for the iphone.

nothing says midnight cowboy is an historic cinematic experience like its soundtrack: