on205th:  nothing says the more things the more they stay the same like jennifer aniston’s perennially protruding pepperonis.

gratuitous link to monster site of the day, bustedcoverage: nothing says i’m driving stick tonight like danica patrick’s gams at the ESPY’s.

observationbubble:  nothing mike vick didn’t go to jail in vain like china ordering dog off menus during the olympics.

gratuitous link to monster site of the day, part 2, ns4w:  nothing says “i’m having fish tonight” like claire danes opening the seafood counter for business on an italian beach.

brahsome: nothing says chris cooley’s jewfro needs to be accessorized like a beard growing contest.

theangryT:  nothing says you deserve the fan’s vote for the redneck all-star team like having your wedding reception at the waffle house.

nothing says i remember the first time i noticed that some women don’t wear bras like this video: