on205th: nothing says “i don’t know what the fuck a podsednik is, but i want to grow up to be one” like finding lisa dergen-podsednik in the world’s most intense WAG CONTEST.

gratuitous link to monster site of the day, bustedcoverage: nothing says the NBA needs an expansion team named The Cougars like this hot grandma auditioning to be a laker girl.

bleacherreport:  nothing says your a douchewaffle like having a “things we hate in sports” list named in your honor.

nextround:  nothing says bloggers should program all television shows like this list of award categories that would make the espy’s watchable.  our favorite?  best illegitimate dad!

bannedinhollywood: nothing says “motherhood has been better on christina aguilera than on britney spears” like seeing the stunning progression her funbags have made over the years.

gratuitous link to monster site of the day, part 2, ns4w:  nothing says “although client 9 way overpaid, that’s one decent ho’” like the menu printed just above ashley dupre’s pubis.

donchavez:  nothing says if you’re banging a figure skater, she’s probably faking it like the “o”-face-of-the-day.

gratuitous link to monster site of the day, part 3, thebiglead:  nothing says peter king isn’t menage-a-trois-ing it anytime soon (except with brett favre and bill belichick) like being offended by a little mile high nookie in his row.

macgsworld:  nothing says you should have gotten your college degree like being the first NBA summer league player ever to have their number retired.

theworldofisaac:  nothing says that boston’s title run is coming to an end like your cheerleaders having love handles and back fat.

uncoached:  nothing says spending time with mr. miyagi might be fun than his love of the teet.

thebeergoggler:  nothing says “there’s something i find fascinating about lactation” like staring at jennifer garner’s preggo milk machines.

the daily gizmodo:  nothing says it’s good to be handy at sewing plastic like this ginormous slip and slide.

nothing says dykes can belt em out like this song: