nothing says “start me up” like seeing mick jagger’s daughter in a bikini. on205th

gratuitous link to monster site of the day, bustedcoverage:  nothing says we’ll never hear from jeremy shockey again like himgetting traded to new orleans.

tastybooze:  nothing says burglary is hard work like getting caught taking a nap in stolen sleeping bags.

theangryt:  nothing says mudsoccer WAG’s are a different breed like your midfielder, #24.

gratuitous link to monster site of the day, part 2, deadspin:  nothing says your beijing bureau “gets it” like them filing pictures of naked chinese people with its olympic report.

brightblackinternet:  nothing says i’m sprung like “italian” and “WAG” in the same sentence.

nextround:  nothing says you’re not smart enough to be trusted with important decisions like you thinking heath ledger would make a bogus joker.

gratuitous link to monster site of the day, part 3, ns4w:  nothing says that the guy on the right is a homo like him staring, mouth agape, at the CSI’s Gary Dourdon’s crotch while two hot chicks are getting it on right in front of him.

derober:  nothing says your toddler may be a redneck like him bumming a marlboro off you while he’s wearing a cowboy hat.

tailgatingideas:  nothing says you’ve got a plan “b” to attract ladies to your tailgate like this portable beer pong table.

the daily gizmodo:  nothing says sausage party like four astronauts spending six months on moon base 2.