we come from a land where all of our athletes are named johnson, robinson, smith and williams….so we won’t even pretend to know how to pronounce this dude’s name.

he’s a czech footballer tomas ujfalusi, who recently signed with atletico madrid and she’s his ex-wife katerina (they’re always named katerina, aren’t they?), recently signed to a lifetime of wondering what the hell happened to the spotlight.

thank god he’s got his snausage buried in her mamms, or we would have had to send this over to our gay buddy perez hilton for publication.

no, these aren’t new….but they’re new to us.  pardon us while we go wank to our new to us soccer WAG pix.

h/t tgcom.metroset.it