on 205th:  mike comrie hopes hilary duff doesn’t grow up to look like her mom.

gratuitous link to monster site, bustedcoverage:  usc song girl’s holding penis bong pictures are good shit.

gratuitous link to monster site, part 2, ns4w:  hey there, frank…or whatever your name is….it’s okay to want to spoon with amanda bynes.  we give you our word that you’ll keep your heterosexual membership card.

brightblackinternet:  the 2008 winner of america’s next reality star that i want to see rim me is jaslene gonzalez.

thebeergoggler:  i haven’t been this hot for a crooked nose since dirty dancing.

sportfiends:  what happens when two horrible human beings do batte?  one horrible human being wins, one horrible being loses.  society laughs.

brahsome:  you will find no better sports blog post title than this one: UVGay.

uncoached:  how soon till we come across our first jessica simpson beef curtain slip?

bannedinhollywood:  six signs the dollar sucks.  the one that impacts me the most?  the high cost of strippers.

donchavez cockblocks ESPN’s titletown contest by revealing winner.  (here’s a hint:  it’s not philadelphia)