i’m not sure what these bastards told you while i was gone, but i assure you it has nothing to do with anyone you know being on a thai sex tour…….

on205th:  nothing says we’ve found the cure for erectile dysfunction like the cover of UK edition of GQ fagazine.

gratuitous link to monster site of the day, bustedcoverage:  nothing says espn has this whole sports broadcasting thing figured out like 12″ of erin andrews thigh.

nextround:  nothing says here’s to you mrs. robinson like a who’s hotter contest between marla maples and cindy crawford.  (we voted for maples)

theangryT:  nothing says thank god they didn’t mention ed wade or i would have blown my brains out like this list of the top ten mlb trade deadline deals.

gratuitous link to monster site of the day, part 2, ns4w:  nothing says that youth is wasted on the young like having megan fox as a babysitter.

hottestgirlsofmyspace:  nothing says that the human genome is mutating in a totally awesome way like this tiny little hardbody with nice mamms.

yepyep:  nothing says who cares what country she plays for as long as she does a nude playboy pictorial like usa/russia’s becky hammond.

thebeergoggler:  nothing says your next boyfriend is going to be a fat, acne-riddle poker player like kim kardashian’s nasty eating problem.