on205th:  nothing says i’m ready to survive at sea for weeks on end like nereida gallardo’s personal flotation devices.

gratuitous link to monster site of the day, bustedcoverage: nothing says the best way to be the next erin andrews is to dress just like the old erin andrews like heidi watney wearing a sundress to a cubs game.

brahsome:  nothing says i love you long time like insensitve comments made to a huge gathering of asians.

bannedinhollywood:  nothing says your place in history is assured like being told you most resemble a hershey’s kiss.

blogofhilarity:  nothing says kristen bell wants a part on the L Word like staring adoringly at amanda bynes wee little breasts.

tastybooze:  nothing says know when to say when like being the drunkest living human being.

macG’sworld:  nothing says you can’t win the presidency without winning the dirty south and you can’t win the dirty south if you scare the shit out of the white people like luda’s obama rap.

donchavez:  nothing says even bishop’s get wood sometimes like this hottie on a ginormous chess set.