it’s bad enough that we suffering fools, aka plaxico burress owners, have lost the services of the great, lanky, surehanded crazy one.  now, it seems, yahoo has decided to assign negative points to a man who was shot through the leg just 36 hours past.

as you will see from this screen capture, plaxico, who is presumably recovering from his self-inflicted gunshot wound, has been recorded as having -20 passing yards by the geniuses (closet racists?) at yahoo fantasy.  come on, not even Eagles backup QB Kevin Kolb is capable amassing -20 yards passing.

just further evidence that you can’t believe anything everything you read on the internet.

Listen….we’ve given up on the whole chicks-equals-clicks idea.  Frankly, we don’t really give a rats ass about clicks (never have really….which may be why we’re the most schizophrenic website around). We’re in this for the social impact.

What we DO care about is America.  And in it’s time of need, we bring you Maria Sharapova’s legs being massaged.  By a female.  For free.

Enjoy.  And God Save the Obama.

Just some cool things from some of our regular contributors.  No, L.J. Smith….you don’t count as a contributor.

Artwork by DimaggiosMutantSeed

In the first round of the 2001 NFL draft, Andy drafted Freddie Mitchell.  Reggie Wayne was selected 5 picks later, Todd Heap 6 picks later, Chad Johnson 11 picks later.

In second round of the 2002 NFL draft, Andy drafted Quinton Caver.  Pro-Bowl DT Shaun Rogers was selected 6 picks later, Pro-Bowl safety Adrian Wilson was selected 9 picks later, and Pro-Bowl receiver Steve Smith was selected 18 picks later.

In the first round of the 2003 NFL draft Andy (trade up and) drafted Jerome McDougle.  Pro-Bowl safety Troy Polamalu was selected 1 pick later.

In the second round of the 2003 NFL Draft, Andy drafted L.J. Smith.  Pro-Bowl linebacker Lance Briggs was selected 7 picks later, Pro-Bowl tight end Jason Witten was selected 8 picks later.

In the third round of the 2003 NFL draft, Andy drafted Billy McMullen.  Pro-Bowl cornerback/returner Terrence McGee was selected 16 picks later, Pro-Bowl cornerback Asante Samuel was selected 25 picks later.

In the first round of the 2005 NFL draft, Andy drafted Mike Patteson.  Pro-Bowl center Logan Mankins was selected 1 pick later, Pro-Bowl linebacker Lofa Tatupu was selected 14 picks later.

In the second round of the 2005 NFL draft, Andy drafted Reggie Brown.  Pro-Bowl cornerback/return man Justin Miller was selected 22 picks later, Pro-Bowl running back Frank Gore was selected 30 picks later, future Pro-Bowl defensive end Justin Tuck was selected 39 picks later.

In the third round of the 2005 NFL draft, Andy drafted Ryan Moats.  Pro-Bowl running back Marion Barber III was selected 31 picks later.

In the first round of the 2006 NFL draft, Andy drafted Broderick Bunkley.  Pro-Bowl cornerback Antonio Cromartie was selected 5 picks later, Pro-Bowl running back Joseph Addai was selected 16 picks later.

In the second round of the 2006 NFL draft, Andy drafted Winston Justice.  Pro-Bowl tackle Marcus McNeil was selected 11 picks later.

In the first round of the 2007 NFL draft, Andy traded his draft pick.  Starting offensive lineman Joe Staley and Ben Grubbs were selected 2 and 3 picks later respectively.

In the second round of the 2007 NFL draft, Andy selected Kevin Kolb.  Safety Eric Weddle was taken 1 pick later.  Future Pro-Bowl lb Lamar Woodley was taken 10 picks later.  Starting linebacker David Harris was taken 11 picks later.

In the second round of the 2007 NFL draft, Andy also selected Victor Abiarmiri.  Starting center Ryan Khalil was selected 2 picks later.

In the first round of the 2008 NFL draft, Andy again traded his first round pick.  Within 20 picks of that trade pick, immediate starters Jeff Otah, Sam Baker, Chris Johnson, Mike Jenkins, Kenny Phillips, Curtis Lofton, Eddie Royal, and Matt Forte were selected.

In the second round of the 2008 NFL draft, Andy picked Trevor Laws.  RB Kevin Smith was selected 17 picks later.

In the third round of the 2008 NFL draft, Andy selected Bryan Smith.  Starting offensive lineman Jeremy Zuttah was selected 3 picks later.

Any questions?