Even Dupes will agree that Hockey before New Years is boring.  That’s why we thank Joe Sakic of the Colorado Avalanche Injury Reserve team for being a donkey and sticking his fingers where they ought not be.  (sure we do that all the time, but we guarantee that there ain’t no moving parts where we stick em!)

Sakic, of course, has all the money in the world and still feels he needs to be blowing snow (or other stuff).  This despite the fact that he is not playing do to a bad back.  He should just up and marry one of those sturdy Canadian heffers to do the heavy lifting.

We’ve got two words for JoeSack:  STOO-PID.

More words here.