Let’s face it people…..Kim Kardashian is getting away with murder.

If that ass was on Jennifer Love Hewitt….oops….it is. Let’s try this again…..if that ass was on Kate Hudson or Jessica Biel or any other celebrity…we’d be crucifying them.

And don’t be fronting any of that “my anaconda don’t want none unless it got buns, hun” shit with me. Those things ain’t buns….they’re fricking fat-burgers!

And can you imagine what that shit is going to look like in ten years? GROSS! And…..God forbid she has any babies!!! TRES GROTESQUE!!!!

Here’s some whalebutt for your perusal:

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“It is very unfair to include Roger’s name in this report,” Read the rest of this entry »

…….you can only hope to contain it.

-phizzed, November 2007.

After a brief hassle over our use of a crotch shot……flatusyahu.com will return shortly.

We were represented by Ed Norton and fellated by Courtney Love and we’re raring to go.

Expect us to come out swinging.

-thegasman

can you name this “headed south quick” piece of ass?

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scott boras….the product of bad parenting??? or product of a society run amok????

whatever. his pre-empting the deciding game of the World Series was pure schlok.

It’s time to call him what he is….and ambulance chaser.

the baseball community is not amused.

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#1 Ohio State is visiting State College this weekend to battle Penn State….

….and if you thought Joe Paterno’s road rage was something….how do you think he’ll deal with the Dirty Beaver he is facing this weekend?

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The midget boss of college football, Little Nicky Saban is quoted…on camera…at halftime…saying the words “I Like Butt”.

We’re not surprised.