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ellen degenerate announced that she is marrying the world’s most delectable lesbian, portia de rossi. (beside rolling the dough, ellen’s strap-on must be hung like a donkey to get de rossi)
see portia nude in the above video.
see the story of ellen marrying her here.
listen….PervGriffin likes a little beef on his women. a little something like this, this and this work just fine for me.
but there are demanding people on the blogospatch who simply will not stand for a fat chick being chosen as America’s Next Model.
As this image will attest….Whitney Thompson ain’t exactly fat…..but she’s only 20…and hasn’t quite hit her womanly years yet. Those thighs ain’t going to get any smaller….if you catch our drift. And that ass? they generally don’t shift upward.
We think we have another Jennifer Love Hewitt on our hands.
the title of this post over at the World of Isaac is Ten Best Booties in Beach Volleyball.
hell…we think this is one of the Ten Best Booties we’ve ever seen. (and juicy, too!)
go see the other nine at WOI.
see all the pictures at on205th
we KNOW we’re not supposed to be spanking to women who have thighs larger than our waist.
we KNOW masturbating to women whose breasts have less than 5% fat content is not a good thing.
we know that those bulges between their legs can’t be protective devices and MUST be tucked dongage.
but we can’t help it. throw us the strange combination of smackdown-capability, washboard abs and even a slight hint of beauty…..and we get SPRUNG!
(exspeshally when, after vanquishing another fatass contestant from the JOUST, Crush smiles with her disgusting mouthguard still in her mouth)
New Gladiator’s Jet and Phoenix both have that strange, intoxicating, semi-disturbulating nexus of beauty and SMBD that stir the loins.
see all the pictures at on205th
Roma Football captain Fransisco Totti may not be as famous across the globe as David Beckham, but he SMOKES Becks when it comes to spousal beauty.
Meet Ilary Blasi….one of the HOTTEST sports wives on the planet.
no…we’re just kidding….of COURSE she has nipples…..they’re just covered by pasties in this picture. but this picture DOES represent the debut of the REST of megan fox’s boozies.
see the whole collection at on205th.
Somewhere before Erin Andrews, but after Phyllis George….we had Hannah Storm to “arouse” our interest while following the sports action.
And now….we have her back. Storm (shown above in a see-through gown….nice panties, Hannah), is joining ESPN’s Sportscenter, si.com has learned.
Shannon Tweed didn’t always look like a victim of Doctor Beverly Hills.
She actually used to be pretty hot. Her initial Playboy spread was actually shot at her sister’s Canadian farm.
Looking at the picture above……what kind of farms do they have in Canada?
yeah, we know we’re like the last blogger to post Eva Mendes’ Nipple(s)……but we always say….be first….or be last……don’t be one of those 12 million in the middle.
you can see more at nerve.
