Meet Anni Friesinger….a wicked good speedskater from Germany. Like most women from the Big D (Deutscheland), she talks in a strange language with lots of “achts” “oonts” “sphlcts”, which could get annoying at all times that she’s not face down in the pillow with her ass thrusting towards your……uhhhhh….

Anyway….Anni Friesinger……a wee bit of butter face…..but an incredible body. And her tramp stamp is on her STOMACH….you know what that means, don’t you?

Ease your way into your protein spill with this video…..then check out the rest of the pics…..

If you’re anything like us….you find the fact that Ryan Newman won the Daytona 1000 Left Turns about as interesting as dandruff.

If you’re also like us….you immediately want to know what his wife looks like. Well….here she is….the world’s most comprehensive gallery of Krissy Newman…..Ryan Newman’s spouse.

krissie newman sometimes called krissy newman

…and God knows it’s been stressful around flatusyahu…since….well since forever.

So here’s some nice, non-sexual, relaxing, wind-down stretching for Google….flatusyahu….everyone….to just chill.

Nothing provocative…..just mellow.

Sure Swedish heptathlete Carolina Luft might poke you in the eye with a Zig Heil!!!…..and her thighs could probably choke the life out of you in under 60 seconds….but this is one purely blonde poohnanny….and that sphincter is almost guaranteed to be bright pink….not dark brown like some of the ladies are trying to pass off as fresh these days.

Please tell us Amy Smart is banging Kyle Busch. PLEAAAAAASSSSSSEEEEEE!!!!! She looks awfully lovy dovy with the dork:

In Rita Wilson’s black evening gown!!!!

Will you take a look at these things!!!! Rita Wilson may have the most enormous natural breasts in Hollywood!!!!

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Just to prove we’re not anti-Burton…..we sing hossanas on the highest to One Tree Hill’s Hilarie Burton. No more words. Just pictures:

Don’t forget to vote in the “Who is the Sexiest Woman on the Planet” deal over at on205th. It is mosdef the most democratic poon-poll of its kind.

And if you’re “axin”, we’re voting for Bar Refaeli….all though we ARE NOT HAPPY that we have to chose between her and Natalie Portman in the first round.

damn…that’s so nice i want to see it again…..

….who does everything possible to shade her face and eyes from the brutal sun at Daytona Qualifying…..but thrusts forward her boozies for everyone in the world to admire.

Ashley Judd is just such a woman.

With all due respect to our friends over at si.com’s Extra Mustard, who last week published a list of the hottest 50 women in sports…..they whiffed a bit on this one…..

….we bring you a comprehensive look at certainly one of the hottest women in sports…..she’s Sharapova on Skates…..from the great Canadian Province of Finland (we know, we know, Finland is part of the former Yugoslavia)……

THIS…..is figure skater Kiira Korpi. Korpi finished 14th in last year’s World Championship and was 3rd in the Euro Championships..

But who cares about all that? She’s smoking hot and should mosdef be in the Top50 Hottest!

lots more to see (including some PG pics of her topless)…..read on…..

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