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you think major leaguers no how to brawl. on205th has evidence that the lower level ballas brawl the hardest. see the other nine here.

It would appear that Jamie Moyer has absolutely nothing left in the tank.

All the pitching savvy he has acquired throughout his long career has been rendered useless by his body’s inability to put it to use.

Moyer in a loss today to the Giants: four innings pitches, nine hits, two homers, six earned runs.

Season ERA now over 5.00.

It’s time to put the grand ole lady out to pasture.

Holy Cow, Harry! Richie Sexson is the biggest PUZZNATCH on the planet!

Sexson charged the mound after Rangers hurler Kason Gabbard threw a pitch that WAS OVER THE FUCKING PLATE!

Let’s look at the flatusyahu.com super-duper-pooper-slo-mo cam and you will see that the ball went RIGHT THE FUCK OVER HOME PLATE.

PUZZNATCH Sexson begins to bail as the fast ball hurls RIGHT TOWARD FUCKING HOME PLATE!!

PUZZNATCH SEXSON wheels and begins to charge the mound in response to the pitch that was RIGHT THE FUCK OVER HOME PLATE.

PUZZNATCH Sexson charges the mound and commits a sin that you wouldn’t see in the gayest of gay softball games….he throws his helmet at Gabbard, apparently to loosen Gabbard up for the PUZZNATCH haymakers Sexson wishes to the throw.

Sexson should be fined, suspended from receiving manicures, pedicures and all other ‘cures that have apparently contributed to him becoming the biggest PUZZNATCH in baseball.

Here’s the whole vid:

Shane Victorino, too! Oh my, Harry!

about the White Sox having a couple inflatable dolls in their locker room? Did everybody forget their celebration after winning the World Series?

Further proof that Debbie Clemens, and not Roger, is to blame for all his woes.

Passive aggresive wives shorten mens lives.

On the day that Roger Clemens apologized to friends, family, fans and everyone at Yardbarker for mistakes that he has made in his personal life….son Koby Clemens announced his revenge.

Although his father denied having an affair with a 15-year old Mindy McCready, Koby isn’t buying it.

“No wonder I didn’t get laid in high school….I was competing with a Hall-of-Famer!”, noted Koby, “but I WILL get my revenge…I’m going to bang every seventy and eighty year old in every minor league town in America. I’ll bang my Grandma if that’s what it takes to embarrass my old man!”

Rusty Hardin, Roger Clemen’s attorney, said he will sue Koby if he gets near Hardin’s wife.

“This is unchartered territory….but I’ll sue his ass if he lays a finger on Momma.”

(after you’re done here….make sure you check out on205th Magazine’s Sexiest Woman on the Planet contest….which is down to the Final Four.)

Most of the male of our species learn at the age of eighteen that once we hit adulthood, we are not longer welcome to wade in the kiddie pool.  It is a time-honored (but often ignored) trailer-park admonition that “fifteen will get you twenty”.  

(for those who grew up in a convent this, of course, refers to the fact that having sex with a fifteen year old will yield a twenty year prison sentence……unless you’re a female teacher.)

Apparently this piece of advice wasn’t delivered to The Mailman, former Utah Jazz power forward Karl Malone.

According to published reports in the Buffalo News, Mr. Malone has committed a rare TRIPLE DOUBLE of IMMORALITY:

1.  When he was 22, Mr. Malone allegedly had sex with a 13 year old.

2   Mr. Malone fathered a child out of wedlock (apparently this happened several times in his life, but for the sake of the TRIPLE DOUBLE of IMMORALITY, he only gets credit once).

3.  He has refused to acknowledge the existence of his children born out of wedlock (again, apparently at certain points, he has refused acknowledge the existence of various children born out of wedlock…but again only gets credit once).

Athletes bear children out of wedlock all the time (albeit not with 13 year old mothers).  Why is this so interesting? 

His child is Demetrius Bell, a recent 7th round pick of the Buffalo Bills.

Complete story here.

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