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you north american pervos are probably not familiar with the work of france’s elisa tovati. she’s kind of like a franco-jessica simpson. young. a singer. a television pesonality. mostly just a celebrity.
and now she’s the barer of milk fed juggge. pretty enormous.
here are the rest of tovati enjoying the beach with her paramour…….
wtf is kid rock doing hanging out with elton john’s husband, david furnish? wtf is he doing hanging out with any male who wears short-shorts?
rock, who we dig in low doses, was seen with furnish waltzing along the docks of st. tropez. how very gay of him.
oh. and how gay is furnish? THIS gay.
it seems like it was just yesterday that k-rocks bonafides as a homophobe were clearly established:
It’s too bad he’s also a self-proclaimed homophobic, a sexist, a druggie and alcoholic.
this is not going look good on his resume.
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this photo of belinda carlisle, formerly of the Go-Go’s was young and hot? actually, seen here at some pathetic 80’s weekend shindig in the UK, she still looks pretty hot for a woman who turns 50 in three weeks.
that’s right, pervo’s, belinda carlisle is going to be FIFTY in three weeks. that means you must be turning…….
FAHCK!
anyway, back to the original subject….remember when she was young and posed naked? that shit was HOT!
take a look for yourself (more nakedness after the jump):
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former atomickitten, current sugababes star heidi range got all fleshy, but disappointed the “pants around ankles, cock in hand, peering through the bushes” set by not flashing any tit, twat, nipple or cameltoe at a miami hotel pool whilst on vacation with her carbon-copy sista hayley.
what’s sugababes, you ask? think spice girls without the fame, fortune or exposure. but with a little more talent.
range often seem preoccupied with keeping her nice, round rump covered. seriousgas speculates that she was riding the cotton pony and feared a drawstring moment.
uh. eww.
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shouldn’t there be a two-chin limit on rock-n-roll types?
here are your choices alice cooper:
jesus, we don’t what’s more disturbing: these pics of cooper, or THESE pics of iggy pop with his shirt. it’s a rhetorical question, there’s no winner here people.
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simple question.
two broads, duking it out a country-bumpkin festival in cheeseconsin. WEEEEEEEEEEEEEdoggy!
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meet eliot pauline “coco” sumner. seriously, that’s her name.
she’s the daughter of gordon sumner (sting) and confirmed freakaholic trudie styler.
well?
ABBA songwriters Bjorn Ulvaeus and Benny Andersson of the Swedish pop quartet told Britain’s Sunday Telegraph that ABBA will never perform together again.
Ulvaeus said “money is not a factor and we would like people to remember us as we were. Young, exuberant, full of energy and ambition.”
yeah. but what about the camel toe?
ABBA was one of the biggest bands of the 1970s, with hits including “Waterloo,” “Dancing Queen” and “Money, Money, Money.” The group also included singers Agnetha Faltskog and Anni-Frid Lyngstad.
yeah. but what about the camel toe?
nooooo…she’s not fat. gwen stefani, seen here at the the wimbledon men’s (which, john mcenroe called the greatest tennis match ever) just about ready to explode with pregnancy. and even with a tiny little human pushing its way down her canal…..she is just about the hottest chick on the planet.
we’ve dug her ever since the don’t speak video. who else but stefani could make a polka-dot house dress so friggin hot? we were sure she was breaking up with tony kanal to hang with us. but then she hooked up with bush leadman gavin rossdale.
why gwen stefani, why! why! why! why!
anywho…..even though we still prefer her to look like this in our masturbatory fantasies….we’re pleased to formally name her the hottest fat chick on the planet.
