wow the #1’s keep rolling in for flatusyahu.
we just learned that we are in the #1 search position on Google for the term “Eighteen Years old Jamie fuck for Credit”. (go ahead…you know you want to google it now)
ummm…..thanks! we don’t know what that means, but thanks for including us.
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Dupes awoke this morning and, as is his habit, checked out LKJ’s Night Desk for pearls of wisdom. Imagine his horror as he paged down and scoped a video of that favorite Philly band of 80’s blow monkey closet Kasha Goo Goo fans - the Hooters. The fucking Hooters??? Are you fucking kidding me??
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okay, people….this is really simple.
your friend, charles barkley, is in need of $400,000 so that he can pay off a gambling debt to the Wynn Casino.
you’ll remember that Wynn Chairman Steve Wynn used to make those “cute” commercials with Sinatra. well….Wynn’s not so cute anymore. in fact, he’s a bitter-old booger who probably shouldn’t be letting chuck gamble away his life savings in the first place.
but we digress.
Several things will happen if Barkley doesn’t pony up the money.
1. he’ll go to jail, depriving us of such moments as this. and this. and this. do you know what they do to round mounds of rebound in jail?
2. more importantly….Chuck won’t get to play the black jack anymore. I’ll say that again…..CHUCK BARKLEY WILL NOT GET TO PLAY BLACK JACK ANYMORE. no splitting sixes into the king of hearts, no double downs on hard sevens, no more hitting on sixteen against the dealer’s four. he’ll have to start playing golf again.
Is it finally sinking in people?
welcome to flatusyahu, a site with dogged adherence to the lowest possible standards in journalism. get comfy and lets do some male bonding, shall we?
we don’t know much about this broad (the firebush shown above)….but we think she should change her name to Gina Ginormajugs. (that’s slovakian, fye) {on205th}
are you man enough to find out if Wilt tagged your moms? {theworldofisaac}
resident guest editor Shooter’s prose is such a blog whore so high in demand, his top ten things you’ll never hear on an NBA telecast can be found both here and there. {fivetooltool} {epiccarnival}
speaking of five tool tool…..our editorial board is filled with tools for not choosing their logo as one of the top ten in the sports blogosphere. it is most definately a top FIVER. we suck Wilt.
your daily gizmodo: youth killed by helicopter while getting mails sparks headphone safety debate. we shit you not. {gizmodo}
who knew that mariah carey’s steamers are worth guarding? {holytaco}
what evidence does harvey bars have that roger clemens is guilty? {tiricosuave}
whilst eating our daily bacon we noticed that this picture was shocking similar to this recent story about bad parenting. {ilovebacon} {thefootballwire}
we don’t give a flying fark that we posted this yesterday….we may do it every day from now til the end of days. manny ramirez is the new barry manilow. THAT is how good his show is. {withleather}
need help developing a mildly obscene insult? we know a guy, who knows a guy, who knows a guy that can help you get what you need. capiche? {brahsome}
PhizzEd was in the house enjoying his favorite cracker-reggae band when this was filmed:
Anne Heche cries poverty because her show gets cancelled and let’s face it she’s a bad actress, and she can’t afford child support (not going to look into why she doesn’t have custody) so she gets a reprieve, but what I find more disturbing is she named her son Homer.
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this story has got it all:
-697 outlaw jews in iowa
-illegal immigrants (including rabbis from canada)
-kosher meats
-meth
read story here.
we’re pleased to announce that flatusyahu.com is in the number one search position on Google for the term “fuck you anchorwoman”
yes, our parents are very proud.
