Who can take a pimped ride…
Sprinkle in some blow…
Hide it in a baggy and snort it up his nose?
Marcus Thomas certainly can

Only flatusyahu.com brings you the picture other blogs aren’t willing to show.

Hope Dworacyk is Jason Kidd’s flame and apparently his demon seed has connected with her money grubbing egg. Together they will produce the whitest black man on earth…..and stretch marks galore on Hope’s tummy.

It says here that Kidd’s sperm will be seeking less traumatized poohnanny within 18 months.

Read about this most unholy of union’s here.

Blood leaking through those dress pants? One too many B-12 and HGH shots in the rear? Johnson and Johnson offers Butt-Aid to keep those slacks clean and free of DNA. The same bandage Roger Clemens uses is now available at pharmacies and where ever health products are sold.

Most news sources are blogging the hearing with words, borrrrring. We got you covered here.

nanoo, nanoo.

What language are these dudes speaking at the Roger Clemens hearings?  We have a headache….you watch for a while.

Follow the action here.

….how else to explain why he can’t stop making phone calls when he’s not supposed to.

Penalized by the NCAA for his role in a telephone scandal at Oklahoma (didn’t know they had tellies in Okie???)…..hired by Indiana where he does the same dog gone thing!!!!

At least he wasn’t busted for texting “wassup dwg, we dwn 2nite 4sum 420″.

Why do people still hire this donkey?????

More words here.

“Of course you can have the name and contact information of our former nanny, just as soon as we tell her what she saw.”

What do you get the baseball superstar son who has everything?

HGH.

Apparently he learned parenting from Dr. Spock’s Guide To Turning Your Children Into Zit Covered Freakazoids.

More words here.

…..stays together!!!! By now you’ve heard that the Benedict McNamee is claiming that he has injected the apparently lovely buttocks of Debbie Clemens (to go along with his previous declarations of relations with Roger’s booty).

But why stop there…..here’s some other wholesome activities Roger and Debbie can share together to build a more solid union!

SWINGING HOT TUB PARTY WITH THE AMY WINEHOUSES!

FINANCE A DOG FIGHTING OPERATION

JOIN BRITNEY’S ENTOURAGE

RECORD A RAP ALBUM WITH EXPLICIT LYRICS

GO CLUBBING WITH PACMAN JONES

Happy Chinese New Year!!!!

Generally we give the Chinese mad props for their bargain basement labor and low-cost/lead-tainted toys……but we have to disagree with their designation that 2008 is the Year of the Rat.

With all that happened last year, it seems pretty damn obvious to us that 2007 WAS the Year of the Rat.

But we’re not fixing to argue with 1 billion ChinaFolk. So….instead of fighting them…we join them….

….with our first ever The Year of the Rat Parade.

Coach Bill is our Grand Marshall. Who else but “Belicheat” could pull off this ancient Chinese tribal number? We can’t wait to see what type of high-tech drama he scares up in 2008!

Following up BillyCheatBall are three very naughty boys who know lots about needles and ass-play (not to mention back zits, shrunken testes and saving DNA for half a decade). That’s right….say hello to Roger Clemens, Andy Pettitte and creepy DNA saver/Clemens trainer Brian McNamee!!!

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